(NEW) The Danish Tea Party

Day 1,036, 10:29 Published in Denmark Denmark by HoeMarx
Hello ya'll !
Its time to take this country back to its original values!
This is the manifesto of the danish Tea Party!
Reload!



(1) Ban abortion!
We need to make it illegal here in the new world! This means that if you ask someone to join the new world, and they say no, they will go to prison! It will help us stay both numerous and righteous!

(2) No taxes!
Since the new world started, our economy has been ruined by demanding taxes from the hard working citizens and company owners. Paying taxes hurts the economy, and we need to get rid of them all. The government is enslaving the population by demanding that they have to pay tribute to the false idol of big government. You the people earned your money, and the government should keep its hands out of your pocket.
P.S. We still need money for our military, please donate 60% of your income to support our brave men and women who fight to keep us safe!

(3) Trade embargos!
We need to stay right with the ceiling cat, and we can gain his blessing by not cooperating with ceiling-cat-less nations. The danish Tea Party will vote for trade embargoes against the entire world!

(4) No to secularism!
We need to keep the ceiling cat in our libraries and in our congress, and we need the guidance to be righteous. All proposed candidates for congress must fear the ceiling cat, and obey his will. I will be talking for the ceiling cat, as he speaks through me daily, and all members of congress and the president must respect that!

(5)No to same bit code!
We need to preserve the saintity of code, and that means keeping code between ones and zero's. It's a scientific fact that you get bad code, if there are zeros and zero's beside each other. Think of how mush bad information this spreads to our children, if they have to use code that is not solely made up of ones and zeros, standing side by side in every byte! Think of the children!

Best regards
HoeMarx, keeping fear alive.