[NCP-MOO] A Big Thank You to Turder and Sleazy

Day 1,518, 09:35 • Published in Canada Canada • by Wally Cleaver



"Congratulations, you have just been elected as president of your party. Using the features available in your party page you will be able to organize your party in order to reach your political goals."
Thanks Plato

It seems that without campaigning or sending out a single PM, Norsefire Party - MOO Chapter has decided for a second month in a row not that I am the best choice for leader, but that SleazyStreet will never be the party's choice for Party President. I recognize that I was elected because I am the lesser of two weevils.


Is no more.

The former Ministry of Opportunity, or as I like to refer to it, the Ministry of Oppression, will not be making a return. After winning PP last term, a certain segment of the party decided to challenge my leadership including threats made by no other than the Country President, Addy Lawrence. He and Toad decided to make this personal and so it shall be. Addy, IronTurder, and SleazyStreet, no longer shall your 'baby' live. You neglected it for personal gain and Child Services has taken it away. Norsefire shall raise your 'child' from now on.


'MOOs' new daddy


This portion of the article is directed at the 'Romulans'. If you're not Romulan, move along - of course this is satirical for those that don't get it.

Dear Romulans,

Norsefire Party - MOO Chapter will be your home on the 25th for Congress elections. Feel free to contact me with a list of your members and where you would like to run for Congress.

For everyone else - The Romulans and I will be running a SVT on the 25th and I will personally be offering 20 Q6's per Romulan vote.


In closing, I want to say a big thank you to SleazyStreet and IronTurder for inspiring me to run for President again and for showing eCanada what can be done when you are right.


Long live Rolo!
Norsefire will Prevail!