[MPP] Nevermind the baw, this is the b*llocks...

Day 2,035, 03:19 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WayneKerr


There was a time long ago, but it seemed like yesterday, when all I wanted was you. Now you make a segway as you turn your face away and I know your words aren't true. I don't want your lies, and I don't think that I'm gonna let you inside. You can take off your disguise 'cause I can see the truth that's hidden behind your eyes.

MPP's
So seeing as I'm on a roll, I thought I'd try my hand at solving yet another problem for the eUK. It's a problem that has been bugging us for a while now. The lack of MPP for our night time buddies, one time wipers and all round cool guy, The Baron Samedi, eArgentina.

It makes total sense. Our night time damage from the Americas of the South consists of the mighty eVenezuela and the makers of marching powder, eColombia. Both decent allies to have protecting us in our sleep...


Colombian*

But I feel we can do better. As a eNation we shouldn't settle for anything less than second best MPP's. eArgentina should be gracing our MPP page. Now before New Era cry and DanieFox baws in the comment section, give me a minute to explain why...

The case for eArgentina
Now I know that they wiped us in April, but that did nothing but good for us. Don't roll your eyes... let me explain. Not only did it give the eArgies a babyboom of epic proportions, it expanded the eUK's Empire and breathed new life into our little island (although we failed to capitalize on it).

The Argentinians are renowned the world over for their intelligence and forethought. They could see we were suffering with stagnation and boredom. For eNation's this is only behind allowing a Goku CP term in terms of killing communities. The eArgies know this. They also know that the only way to solve our boredom would be by conning the eIrish into joining in with the wipe... and oh boy did it work.


dem guillible eIrish

Since the eArgies played the eIrish and in particular the derp that is MUFC like a fiddle, the eUK has spread over North Europe like a rash (until Woldy decided to hand it back, calls himself a King... psssh). We lay claim to calling eIreland our bitches, we had Norwegian regions fall into our hands, followed by Danish ones, not to mention a little barney with the Krauts, which saw them run away like girls. Life in the eUK was good. But who kick started this? Who was the mastermind behind all of it? No... it wasn't me this time. It was eArgentina!

So before you baw and cry FALKLANDS, just think what these kind hearted people have done for our eNation since the wipe in April. Look around you, look at your TP and BH medals lined up neatly on your shelf. That was the eArgies doing, that was.


Almost as nice as yours Leo


Any country that can troll the eIrish like that should be welcomed, not only by us but by TWO. I call upon, nay, I demand, that (the self appointed King) Woldy sends the good people of eArgentina the long overdue MPP and Congress reward them for turning us from a stagnant backwater country, afraid of our own shadow. To one that finally has balls to attack eUSA and lay claim to an Empire, the largest many of us of seen in our time in the eUK.

So until next time gaibois... Should have voted Wayne