[MoHS] A Beginning

Day 2,092, 21:24 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by sgtchewy

Hai. This will be a short article because I don’t have much to say, and what I do have to say, you probably already know. President Chukcha will probably kill be for being late with this article, but better late than never.

My name is sgtchewy and I will be your Minister of Home Security this month. Me replacing thedillpickl is an obvious step down, but I will do my best to fill his shoes (Do pickls even have shoes?). Most you should know me, if you don't and want to, feel free to contact me through a PM.

My job has one and only one, easy to understand requirement: Stop the PTO from gaining any ground. How you go about achieving this task, however, is infinitely harder. My job involves directing PP elections, advising citizenship requests should we have a congress, and doing all I can to make eLife seem as PTOless as possible.

PP Elections

I’ll try to be on IRC all day the day of elections, and I’ll probably recruit some people to help me. A spreadsheet will be available during Election Day as well, to help you decide where to put your vote. If you want to become a PP for the next month please contact me, there may be a primary necessary for your party, to ensure that no votes are wasted. ATO’s are so fun. Fun that you wish you didn’t have, but fun all the same.

Should we miraculously have a congress, I will be working closely with the DoE to try to limit the number of harmful citizens that enter our country.

I cannot promise success, but I can promise that I will try. Good luck everyone, you’ll need it. 😃