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The United Kingdom's diplomatic affairs...is like the delicate carrying of an egg...it gets dropped often. And then, its simply the matter of picking up the pieces.

These pieces, in the first week of the Ministry of Foreign Affair's new term, are being collected and reshaped together to create an office of hardcore professional value. I've taken (RL) Nicholas Sarkozy's idea and I am now requiring all ambassadors to lift weights, attend multiple aerobics classes a day, participate in our traditional martial arts courses, and consume one drink of body-building egg-yolk each morning.



By the end of the term, they'll be the sexiest, most capable, men and women you'll ever see.

Here they are.

Yes, they're doing autographs.

PEACE

Chief Envoy: Aelar

Argentina (Bowen199)
Brazil (Alex Lawrence)
France (Draaglom)
Germany (Rossiter)
Hungary (GGRyan, Apprentice Thunscorpe)
Indonesia (Stefan1992, Apprentice Henkelmoo)
Iran (BarneyMonkeyMan)
Japan (Goku Jones)
Latvia (Andy Millward)
Lithuania (George Canning)
Netherlands (George Norfolk, Apprentice Hazzerd)
Portugal (Valorum)
Russia (Aelar)
Serbia (Aelar)
Turkey (DamianJacobTamirJagr)

EDEN

Chief Envoy: Johnobrow

Australia (Thor Jargslon)
Canada (Not Quite As One)
Croatia (MiloMan)
Finland (Daniel Thorrold)
Greece (Karacticus)
Norway (Daniel Thorrold)
Sweden (Daniel Thorrold)
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South Africa (Robalbinio)

The Diplomatic Corps under my direction have received large cuts to streamline our office far more effectively. This term, ambassadors will be assigned only to the larger governments. The Presidents and MoFAs of smaller nations (not included in the above list) will have direct access to me should they need it - I will be processing their concerns personally.

The USA, Poland, and Romania still require an ambassador.
If you're experienced, capable, innovative (and wish to hone your ninja skills) - please PM me to apply - otherwise these positions may be filled via invitation.

All ambassadors are undergoing extensive projects within their assigned nation to keep them on their feet at all times - active, informed and involved. They'll never have nothing to do. Those that begin to sleep on the job, as is quite common in the more sunny nations around the world - will receive a prompt kick up the behind, and failing that, replacement. All projects are designed to have them fully integrated into the community they represent us in - known well by the people and the government - to bear the eUK standard effectively and proudly.



(We're serious about the sexy thing).

That's domestic.

Now to foreign.

A small piece of news from Southern Europe...

Italy has left PEACE

Perhaps not on particularly bad terms. President Wonder Forward of Indonesia expressed the following to me today:

"We're deeply sorry and regret for Italy's abrupt decision to leave us. It was just weeks ago we sign MPP with Italy and hope for a good relationship. Indonesia mourned the loss of prominence of Italy as source of good reliable expert soldiers and great leaders. We mourned for the nations' division.
May Italy find who true friends or foes were in the end, before too late."

It was a very unfortunate turn of events for the PEACE - of which the foundation may be becoming shaky with several MoFA's expressing their concern with the state of the alliance. Doom and gloom? How many may follow Italy's example will be a turn of events that only the future can foretell.

But whatever the outcome of the international stage in the coming weeks - the eUK Diplomatic Corps will be there to fully and completely represent the will of the country, and to ensure that our every interest is advocated and protected. We're working incredibly hard behind the scenes.

And before I wrap up for today, a small shout-out to a particular ambassador who has excelled in his work from the very start - GGRyan. His performance in Hungary has been nothing short of outstanding so far - I'm looking forward to seeing the fruits of his new military program that has been secured, which may soon become available for the public's convenience.

We'll keep you updated.

Lord Rhindon
eUK Minister of Foreign Affairs
eUK Chief Envoy to PEACE (Ex)
Congressman of Dublin (Ex)
eIrish Deputy Minister of Information (Ex)
eIrish Foreign Affairs Undersecretary (Ex)
eIrish Minister of Information (Ex)
eIrish Minister of Community (Ex)
Congressman of Queensland (Ex)
eAustralian Deputy Minister of Information (Ex)