[MoD]Ready to rumble? ^^ (+ Recruiting)

Day 1,098, 09:21 • Published in Pakistan USA • by misteriosa

Dear ePakistanis, Dioists, friends, allies and everyone that support us,

this is the first article I am writing as the MoD of Pakistan, so here we are going to meet each other and briefly present our plans for the future. First, I'd like to thank you for your trust in me with such an important job. And my apologies for waiting for so long, tons of other things had to be taken care of 🙂

The last bigger task is behind us, we have defeated the bovines in all three territories a couple of days ago (picture below) (even with some technical issues that admins put us through), so they are expelled once again from our part of the continent back to their BCZ (Bovine Containment Zone, if you are unfamiliar with the term). Thanks to all our friends that came and helped me achieve that, and also to those that wanted to help but were prevented by inability to leave their jobs, it was a pleasure to talk and cooperate with you all o/

Forde, I know you are still desperately trying to make us all believe that you had some 'cunning plan' which would involve us 'spending gold and resources', that you managed to 'scam us', etc. It is ok, you can freely try to make us believe anything, but please, for the sake of your mental health, stop delusioning yourself. Oh, and thank you for a great TW, it was kinda quiet around here. \o/

So, leaving the past behind, focusing on our new tasks.
I am proudly announcing new army systems we are going to implement around here. It will consist of two main branches, the National Army and the Exodus Army. Further divisions consist of two groups within each branch, the weaker developing one, and the strong mighty one. Funds are set, companies are set, the only thing that is missing is you 😉
Obligations for you as a soldier:
- you work in the military companies
- you fight where you are told to fight
- you are active with the rest of us on IRC
- all of us kick some a**es together
This is the spreadsheet for application \o/

One thing you must all remember, and remember it good. Pakistan is our first and top priority at all times, no matter what goes on outside our borders. Hell can break loose, but we are not abandoning our country. If you don't plan to respect that, I'll be glad to show you the door. Next, no matter what people might say or think, Pakistan does not belong to any alliance, nor we favour one over the others. We are more than happy to make friends with anyone and everyone (except of course, the bovines and the pig-disgusting Swedes), so feel free to pop up on our chat, or contact us anyhow. Only true friends of ePakistan can always count on our help 🙂

Dear enemies of ours,whoever you are, and wherever you might be
Of course I didn't forget you 🙂 I have one simple and direct message for you, brought to you with 4 simple words:

You are going down. 😉

Now, let's get some parties started 😉
PRIDE.
POWER.
PAKISTAN.

With love,
misteriosa the Unholy
Minister of Defense (although from time to time I think we should switch this to Ministry of Attack)
Commander of Dio's Fist-The Next Generation