(MoD) Day 2,256

Day 2,256, 19:05 Published in South Africa South Africa by Ministry of Defence- SA


Before we get started, let me just explain something to you. This is not Zombinho, he is busy with this finals. Wish that goofy Macedonian good luck. So you may be wondering who is making this public service announcement? None other than your boy AdUnit! Am I qualified for this job? Not a darn chance. Enough of my dumb talk, let's start the music and get into your daily order.

Song of the Day

This song sums up our weird relationship with Argentina quite well. The Gap Band says and I quote "You were the girl who changed my world, you were the girl for me." This signifies Argentina saving us from Brazil, we loved Argie, they loved us. They have then decided to "Drop a bomb on me." Is it because they are jerks? Maybe. Is it because they are in bed with the Lazo's? Probably. Is it because they are power-thirsty arrogant wastes of space? Most likely.

Let's get into it:

eSA orders

None yet.... Check back later and maybe I'll have something for you. I would say start a resistance war against Uruguay but the Argies will all jump in and defend the land that they have decided is theirs against our free will.

Minister of Defense:
Zombinho

Associate Minister of Defense:
AdUnit