[misteriosa] Heads up, ePakistan

Day 1,176, 17:14 • Published in Pakistan USA • by misteriosa

Dear ePakistanis,

first of all, sorry I didn’t write anything before. Yes, we are TOed, but it doesn’t mean that we have to sit here and wait for a miracle to happen. We had to get some things done.

As you can see in this article, our fellow Ukranians really think they got the country to themselves, and that we’re not doing anything against it. We didn’t impeach Vegera yet, not because we didn’t want to, but because the game mechanics didn’t allow us to do so. Apparently, you can propose an impeach once every 7 days, so we had to wait 7 full days since last impeachment proposal, and that day is Feb 9th. This way I am asking all congressmen to vote YES for the impeachment, so we could kick the PTO scum out of our Holy Country.

So, my job here is to let you know about our deeds and plans, and to introduce the proper government of ePakistan, the one that is not driven by 5 people and a stash of multi accounts. I also want to let you know, whichever way the impeachment goes, we'll continue working on our things, with only 1 difference, and later on, you'll find out why.

So, the government of Pakistan, and some rough plans:

Vice President: Believe it or not, I don't have one. Whomever I asked, they weren't up for it. But never mind, we'll manage without him for now.

Minister of Defence: johnpauljones
This is the guy who will set up our army. He already has experience in running some platoons, so this will be almost the same. The application form is ready, the companies are ready, all we need is you to start applying. You'll see an article about the admission soon, so keep an eye on our media space 😉
One more thing we are going to settle with this ministry is the Training War, so we could all finally get our strength bonus, plus that nice mission that is waiting for us. The country has been set, almost all plans have been made, we only need to let me take care of the buttons. This is the plan that will not be put to action if we do not impeach TOer Vegera, because we cannot let him control the buttons, and ruin all our work.

Minister of Foreign Affairs: kualkerr
After our previous MoFA left eRep for some urgent problems in the outside world, kualkerr agreed to help me in this field. Who else could help me with our foreign contacts than former president himself? 🙂

Ministry of Economy: MaveriQ, Vladimir Chenishkov and Dkay
Now this is a colorful team. One /v/akistani, one Dioist from the new generation and one RL Pakistani. This team isn't set up by politics, it's set up by some very clever and hard working people that could help us set some base for our economy. Yes, admins keep ruining it more and more, and this team is supposed to make this country survive it all. No one is expecting a miracle, steady economy is something that has to be built up for months, but I can say we have some ideas about things that could be done, and in time, you'll learn about them 🙂
I'll use this opportunity to ask our citizens, especially our younger players, not to open companies straight away when they get some gold. Pakistan does not have enough workers to support all those companies, so you can only lose money if you open companies straight away, without some base knowledge, and knowing which companies are worth opening. Feel free to ask our economy team about creating and running companies, or anything that you want to know, they will be there to help you. After all, we want every Pakistani happy and with money 🙂

Minister of Information: bozli
To be perfectly honest with you, I haven't asked him formally to be my Minister of Information. It's just that he is so well suited for this job, that I can't find anyone else who'd be perfect for it. Bozli's articles are nice, readable, concise, informative, just as articles from this ministry are supposed to be. His job (if he takes it) will be to inform our dear citizens about changes and happenings inside and outside of our country, so our citizens are always up to date with the main events.
So bozli, will you take the job? 😁

New citizens department: Ahsan Shahbaz
One of the eOldest players here, Ahsan always paid attention to bringing new players ingame, and keeping them in. Although he is officially in eSaudi Arabia, Ahsan was busy these days with getting us new players, and I am very grateful to him for doing it, on behalf of Pakistan. But, we should not let him do it alone, we need more players to pitch in and help in getting us some new eFriends. That is why I am putting some eJob offers:

ePakistani Welcoming Committee
This committee needs many players (the more, the merrier), to help our babies grow up into fine ePlayers, that Pakistan will be proud of.
Obligations of these people would be:
- sending messages to new players
- sending food to new players
- writing and posting up-to-date tutorials about various ingame features, from 'Work and train' to 'party president elections'
- getting new players on IRC
- answering the quetions from the eBabies about everything, and helping them any way they can
- working with the rest of us on one secret project for all ePakistanis (Kualkerr had a very nice idea today, something which I've been doing almost a year and a half ago in another country, and I would like to see it happen here as well)
Of course, no one asked you to do all of these things by yourselves. We'll work on messages and articles together, collect info together, answer things together, so there are only small technical things you'll actually have to do alone. It isn't hard, trust me 🙂

That is it for the official government, there are more people behind the scenes doing various things, but we can't unveil them yet 😉

If you'd like to be in a part of some ministry, to learn about it so you'd be able to take over it eventually, contact the minister of desired ministry and ask him to put you as their deputy, so you would be able to go through training program, helping and working for our country.

Also, if you'd like to know what are Country President's duties, if you'd like to candidate yourself for CP in one of the months to come, if you'd have any questions, feel free to contact me directly, so I could enter you in the 'Country President for Dummies' program. My goal is to train future generations into taking over the country, so we'd finally go out of the 'all the same people in the government' module. The only 3 conditions you must have to participate in this program are:
- minimum level: 21 (to be an official eAdult)
- citizenship of ePakistan
- not a PTOer
Welcome 🙂

Last, but not least, I'd like to welcome everyone to our IRC channel on Rizon server, #ePakistan
You are particularly welcomed if your citizenship/location/both is the one of Pakistan. 😁


That's it for today. Let the impeachment begin! o/

With Love ❤
misteriosa
the after-impeachment President of ePakistan

PS. Sorry for all the typos.

PRIDE
POWER
PAKISTAN