[Ministry of Dong] Fight Sweden pls
Day 3,210, 10:40
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by Rob the Bruce
MoD's smashed or something idk but here's wot plan is:
Rob's Legendary Tip-Top Up-to-date Orders (Now up to date as of 04/09/16 at 04:54 erep time)
Number one top priority: pls no sweden in north west, kill them all
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield-new/85005
Other priorities: Drink very heavily to forget about the fact that we can't even win a war against Sweden
CALL TO LEGS
Comment for a random insult upon your character that doesn't even make any linguistic or logical sense.
-Basically the MoD
I am the sodding backbone of this nation I s2g
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call to legs
also other prios, help norway beat swede
Your brain would sparkle excrement if your pupils weren't sphincters.
Call to legs o7
You like the brother of the love child of a doorknob and the women's suffrage
*look like
I ****ed it up I'm so sorry this is why I'm not the actual MoD
The first insult made sense too!
I'm still having trouble getting over the fact we are getting slapped about by sweden ffs
Your rough endoplasmic reticulum doesn't have any finesse. It's bitterly disappointing to my nan's budgie.
Call to legs 🙂 o7
You'd lose your own bumhole if it wasn't superglued to your nuts.
My favourite ASMR is the suicide roleplay one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoDu-LHObvo is my personal fave
Call to legs segment: Your mother vacuums like a meth-addled lampshade indoctrinated by a Muslim imam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl8vDi83CWk
Call to socks o7
You'd be a logistical nightmare of an individual if it weren't for your immense capacity to cannonball doors out your urethra.
Orders updated o7
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If you were a horse you'd be Barack Obama dressed as a chair leg.
lets turn these Swedes into meatballs........Hmm...Meatballs
I am disgusted by the way you seem unable to mince the local council in Leeds and thus ensure a strong flow of oxygen to the coffee table.
It is frankly appalling.
They are no Swedes, they are Plato-collaborationists. Fighting them makes Plato win.
You're just a bit of a wanker tbh
When a country is full of garbage this kind of article appear
When a country is full of garbage an article that helps people fight in the right place and makes a half hearted attempt at rallying them appears. Interesting
I'd bet you've been given those 16 congress medals not because of your brains but rather your rectum's cytoplasmic fluorescence during your long winded speeches on the plight of the modern sheep.
You putt much effort trying to give a decent coming back and u failed, keep trying please, it's not working, you see a difference of the overall Brit I'm not an ignorant and a twat with sarcastic comments, I just expose facts and if u don't believe me just look how retarded your shit community is these days.
It wasn't an attempt at a decent comeback it was a fulfilment of the call to legs, which you would've realised if you read the article properly instead of being distracted by your making love to the Myth of Sisyphus.
But as if you'd say that to a horse that wasn't your mother.
And again you have failed, this is sad
Call to legs.....
'I am the sodding backbone of this nation I s2g'
I would have said that the word 'buttocks' might br more appropriate here...
Rob - you have my full support - voted and endorsed....
Your toenail is ontologically useless in the field of employment law. It just goes to show that substance dualism really is one big lad-mag.
v + s
String theory implicitly suggests that your mum is as thick as the phosphorylation of my bumhole.
I say buttocks - you say bumhole....