[MiB/MoB] Make Rolo's Whoorehouse Great Again

Day 3,254, 06:28 • Published in Canada Canada • by TemujinBC

Greetings fellow Canadians,

On October 15 the fine people of Rolo's Whoorehouse decided to make a change. No longer were they comfortable with the status quo. The call to "Make Rolo's Whoorehouse Great Again" was heard loud and clear, and I have been given a strong mandate to bring a new vision to the party.

Crooked Rolo represented the old guard. His was a Party Presidency of corruption, lying, greed and incompetence. You are all aware of his #Secretz and the Nanaimo Emails (69,069 classified emails scrubbed from his personal server!). And don't even get me started on the illegal immigrants he's ushering in with a red carpet! Someone really ought to build a wall and make Plato pay for it!

As you all know, I've been playing this game for a long time. Over seven years, in fact. In that time I've stayed largely apolitical and always tried to keep my nose clean. I loathe the political module, and would never endorse a PTO. #Crimson4Life

With that in mind it should be stated for the record that I have no desire to permanently alter the political landscape of Canada. Nor do I wish for Temmy's Dirty Carpet to be anything other than a point of confirmation:

You live by Teh Lulz, and you die by Teh Lulz.

My fellow Canadians today we're living by Teh Lulz!

To Rolo Tahmasee, who may very well want his party returned the list of demands is brief. Last month you used a likeness of the Canadian Progressive Front's name and avatar in an attempt to usurp the Country Presidency on the back of our great party. You sullied and stained our fine tradition of fair play and integrity, all the while confusing the vast numbers of new players and sewing dissension in our ranks!

1) A formal apology to the CPF for your vile and dastardly (but also rather funny) act.

2) A promise to never use the CPF avatar or name (or any likeness thereof) to promote Rolo's Whoorehouse or any candidate running for CP.

3) A donation of 6,969.69 CC payable directly to TemujinBC to provide restitution and counselling for all CPF members who have been hurt by your actions.

4) Beg Wilhem Klink to leave the party for a day because he's got more experience points than you and will assume the PP mantle if I resign (trollololololooooo)

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Hugs and kisses,

TemujinBC
Minister of Butts
Minister in Butts