[MiB/MoB] An Open Letter to Finland

Day 3,350, 19:21 • Published in Finland Canada • by TemujinBC

Greetings hullut ystävät,

Please allow me to introduce myself: I am TemujinBC.



Governor of Canada
Congressman
Minister in Butts
Minister of Butts
Party President: Temmy's Dirty Carpet
Commander: Cordis Die
Etc. Etc. Etc.

Recently the leadership of your nation rolled over and allowed the Juggernaut of Canoeland to paddle through Scotland. In what can only be described as eeppinen epäonnistuminen they lost a critical battle to Canada (active population: 31), spending thousands and thousands of CC in the process. If that wasn't bad enough, your Minister of Defense Lord MoreLongName Blahblahblah has proposed Canada as a natural enemy:



A little late for that, wouldn't you say?

It would seem that your Minister of Defense is trying to make up for something. Perhaps he's compensating for his lack of achievement? Who can be certain of anything?



Even your President has no shame, and declares the event proudly on his profile:



But enough of this petty silliness: Finland, I salute you. Your citizens fought bravely, your military units gave their all, and your tanks were tremendous.

It's not very often this game provides me with any sort of fun, but this recent battle for Scotland was one of those great times.


Even my cat was impressed!



Hugs and Kisses,

TemujinBC
Minister in Butts
Minister of Butts

PS How do you say "butt" in Finnish?