[MIA] Missing in Action - Silver Rambo

Day 1,976, 02:40 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Neil Lewis

Missing in Action - Silver Rambo



It is with deep regrets that the Royal Navy announces that Silver Rambo has been MIA/AWOL for over 2 months, and is close to being presumed edead.

After confirming that he is not Sambo112 in disguise [but the issue of the eUniverse imploding if both of them are on IRC at the same time is still a possibility] we recall that he left on a private mission into the jungle better known as "Real Life" [but to misquote Queen it may just be a fantasy realm]. Of course we have no idea what this mission entailed as the subtitle machine exploded trying to translate his Italiano-New York accent, but there was a mumbled "Adrien" or two which leads us to believe that he had an identity crisis at the time and briefly responded to the name "Rocky".

If anyone knows how to contact him, please direct him home to the Royal Navy as each ship has a bunk reserved in his name.

Thank you for your time.

Neil Lewis
Joint 2nd-Commander
The Royal Navy