[McAfee01] A Congressman, an Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
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(Before we start, please check out my previous articles on this terms congress (found here, here and here for lots of lovely gossip from the past month.
Dear Wales
Please allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is McAfee01 and I would be delighted to be given another opportunity to represent our beloved national region during our upcoming congressional elections (25th February) as an official candidate for The Unity Party.
As a fellow native Welshman and a devoted servant to our enation, I would like to be given the opportunity for re-election as your national congressman.
As many of you may be aware, Wales has always been one of the UK's most strategic points, both politically and strategically. Often the sparring ground from the occasional invasions by Canada & Ireland and an important starting ground for our fellow Welshmen. As a candidate and a political realist, I cannot guarantee the regions safety. Nobody can... But in our current climate where CC's reign supreme, the value of individual regions vastly reduced by the administration to encourage war, and being on the verge of finally deciding where we belong on the larger international scene, it is essential that we as a region and as a nation unite can work together to both increase both the eUK's prominence in international and domestic affairs.
My experience ranges across different areas, and my varied talents can be applied directly to my constituents. These are:
Ex PP (Party President) of The Socialist Party (x1)
Previous and Original Head of Parliamentary Domestics Committee (x1)
Ambassador to both EDEN + Phoenix for eUK [MoFA] (x1)
Minister of Home Affairs (x1)
uM of Home Affairs (x3)
Previous Lt. Col. of eUK Armed Forces
Member of the UKAF Special Forces (Paratroopers)
Congressional Aims
As your MP, I promise to continue actively involve myself in all parliamentary discussions, and offer 100% commitment. I will not run out on both you and the country half way through a term, or turn up whenever I decide. I am here to make sure that the eUK can become a better society to live in, and thus require as much participation in discussions of laws and legislation that will affect us all.
Don't allow this chance to go by Wales. Allow me the opportunity to provide a strong performance once more in Parliament, and perform as someone you'd expect an MP to perform.
Hail Wales
Hail eUK
Dear Wales
Please allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is McAfee01 and I would be delighted to be given another opportunity to represent our beloved national region during our upcoming congressional elections (25th February) as an official candidate for The Unity Party.
As a fellow native Welshman and a devoted servant to our enation, I would like to be given the opportunity for re-election as your national congressman.
As many of you may be aware, Wales has always been one of the UK's most strategic points, both politically and strategically. Often the sparring ground from the occasional invasions by Canada & Ireland and an important starting ground for our fellow Welshmen. As a candidate and a political realist, I cannot guarantee the regions safety. Nobody can... But in our current climate where CC's reign supreme, the value of individual regions vastly reduced by the administration to encourage war, and being on the verge of finally deciding where we belong on the larger international scene, it is essential that we as a region and as a nation unite can work together to both increase both the eUK's prominence in international and domestic affairs.
My experience ranges across different areas, and my varied talents can be applied directly to my constituents. These are:
Ex PP (Party President) of The Socialist Party (x1)
Previous and Original Head of Parliamentary Domestics Committee (x1)
Ambassador to both EDEN + Phoenix for eUK [MoFA] (x1)
Minister of Home Affairs (x1)
uM of Home Affairs (x3)
Previous Lt. Col. of eUK Armed Forces
Member of the UKAF Special Forces (Paratroopers)
Congressional Aims
As your MP, I promise to continue actively involve myself in all parliamentary discussions, and offer 100% commitment. I will not run out on both you and the country half way through a term, or turn up whenever I decide. I am here to make sure that the eUK can become a better society to live in, and thus require as much participation in discussions of laws and legislation that will affect us all.
Don't allow this chance to go by Wales. Allow me the opportunity to provide a strong performance once more in Parliament, and perform as someone you'd expect an MP to perform.
Hail Wales
Hail eUK
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McAfee cannot be trusted to keep my computer safe from viruses. Can I seriously trust it to keep my country safe?
ESPECIALLY an electronic country.
YES, YES YOU CAN
I trust McAfee to protect my computer and country, but I don't trust him in cooking omeletes.