[Marines] No Sheep

Day 2,365, 15:44 • Published in Croatia Ireland • by Fitisin

Well, looks like the realignment of the USAF continues to move forward into a single MU.



USAF's new look, no MU insignia required they can smell you coming.

Yep, forget Unit spirit and friendly competition. Forget graduating from being a new guy into a hard-fighting Div IV planet-smasher. Just be a sheep. Sheep fall in line. Sheep just shaaa-daaap and do what they're told.

Why? Because the Game Mechanics make it easier to MANAGE YOU, THAT'S WHY. It's streamlining, efficient and cohesive you're told. All true, FROM YOUR MASTERS POINT OF VIEW.



USAF/Poli-sheep looking PHAT from eatin' yo 10% Work Tax, Slurp!

This day, today, is the perfect day for you (yes, YOU soldier!) to apply for the eUnited States Marine Corps. In the dark past when Windows XP still destroyed, i mean ruled, the universe, the Marines staked out our position: We're the Best of the Best. The Elite. The Game Changers. The Guys Who Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence For No Apparent Reason.

When the Zombie Apocalypse happens, and a Marine is bitten by a Zombie...he doesn't turn into a Zombie...the F***ing Zombie turns into a Marine!

Our business is whipping Serbs, and America's lesser Enemies who've swallowed the beets eSerbia's been feeding them.



eUS Marines deploying to defend France against the French - who swallow those beets WHOLE these days.



If you're badass, and miss the fun of being in an MU of badasses, let's see if you rate being in the Marines:

Strength: 35,000
Minimum Rank: God of War***
Minimum of 20,000 Influence Per Fight with Q7 Weapon

Visit with us in our Public IRC channel: #ooh-rah and when you're ready for this game TO MEAN SOMETHING AGAIN instead of SERVING THE MAN SO HE CAN HAVE FUN BEING ALL POLITICAL 'N STUFF, you can apply here: http://tinyurl.com/Sign-Up-USMC

End of recruiting message



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