[lulz] The 2 Faces of Sir_c0nstant

Day 1,202, 14:06 Published in Australia Australia by Chris Carnage

A long-held sekrit regarding our dear leader Sir_c0nstant has finally been revealed. Only a privileged few in our society have been made aware of the duplicitous life of our third-term country president. Of course I was one of these, not because I am a member of his inner circle, but because I am a diligent researcher and analyst.

We have all known of Sir_c0nstant the politician, backbone and many-times leader of eAustralia's conservative party the ANP. With a pedigree like that some have realised that Sir_c0nstant is to eAustralian politix what John Howard was to RL Australian politics.

What most people didn't know, that was finally revealed in an article by fellow ANP stalwart infin is that Sir_c0nstant has a double life as a rockstar. When I reveal photos of Sir_c0nstant's double life you will understand how obvious this has been. This has been going on under your noses all this time, and only those with a fine eye and attention to detail (i.e. myself) have picked it up.

Without further ado I reveal to you the 2 faces of Sir_c0nstant, conservative politician and rockstar: