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[Loathing] Even eCanada are better than us...

Day 2,054, 23:26 • Published in United Kingdom

• by WayneKerr

Snow is falling all around, seven o'clock and the roads are blocked. So I walk down town, there's no-one around. I walk in a bar and immediately I sense danger, you look at me girl as if I was some kind of a, a total stranger

Where did you get that blank expression on your face?

Once again eUK, you have disappointed me. Slightly happy New Era didn't win, so at least the majority of you can spot true faildom and act accordingly. But Bohemond4... seriously?

In a toss up between a bum licker like Boh or a fine gentleman of a wookie, WookieO, you chose the licker of bums... I can't even put into words how disgusted I am with your actions as a nation. When are you gonna learn, when are you gonna start to realise that 2nd rate CP's are never a good thing? Many of you complain, (well I say many, a few loud mouths in New Era) yet you can only blame yourselves.

I don't know how many more times the Dental Corps and the Skatalites can prop up this nation...

So well done eUK, give yourselves a pat on the back...

It really says something about us as a group of players when even eCanada are one step ahead. PAT, you boss!

Keep being classy eUK, until next time...

TL😉R
eUK sucks
Should've voted WookieO

Comments

Pat Harper Day 2,054, 23:55

Once again the UK will live a month of regret ~ fine article 😛

Alphabethis Day 2,055, 12:08

this article is so funny that I'll laugh.... tomorrow

WayneKerr Day 2,055, 16:23

honestly, do you have mental issues...

CptChazbeard Day 2,055, 01:16

Canada we salute you o7

Mr Knee Day 2,055, 01:25

Apparently BA has already written his review of the new CP's performance for this month... By all accounts, it was an epic failure with the CP failing at everything but TUP oldfagory...

BigAnt Day 2,055, 03:20

I just how people havent got the balls to stand up to people like Woldy.

He failed this month. simple as

Training gold offer was up and nothing was done.
We retracted from more land.
Another peace deal.
No MoHA, No NHS. Was this minister replaced? no
The only section that did well was MoD.

Good luck to Boh, but if he makes errors yes, First i will talk to him in IRC. give him a weeks notice like i did with woldy then publish.

Harsh but fair, I received the same feedback so can the others

Alphabethis Day 2,055, 12:09

bigant, that was a structured, logical and intelligent comment, DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE WILL UNDERSTAND OR APPROVE IT?

Mr Woldy Day 2,055, 12:09

Denial isn't just a river in egypt

Send love to Plato Day 2,055, 03:20

...yeah Pat is a living legend \o/

BigAnt Day 2,055, 03:20

Once again the UK will live a month of regret ~ fine article 😛

x2

BigAnt Day 2,055, 03:21

As for you wayne.

You can't say a thing after you chickened out of running in January.

alexg737 Day 2,055, 05:08

Better than forcing people to endure a shit term....

WayneKerr Day 2,055, 10:50

I prefer to look at it as me coming to my senses and realising being the leader of you lot would be as enjoyable as listening to a lecture by Alphabethis. Not to mention giving you the chance to hammer a few more nails into your own coffin was too great to pass up...

Bohemond4 Day 2,055, 03:53

WayneKerr Day 2,055, 10:51

Nothing personal bro...

WookieO Day 2,055, 04:20

I was sure I was going to win.

An old gypsy woman foretold my success in a public toilet on Brighton beach.

This was three years ago before I'd even heard of an eUK though, so I told her to sod off and let me pee.

However, I will be back....at some point.

Neil Lewis Day 2,055, 09:51

you sure it was a gypsy WOMAN in that public toilet in Brighton?

and what did you cross "her" palm with?

WookieO Day 2,055, 10:00

I did wonder why she wanted to "help" me pee.

WayneKerr Day 2,055, 10:51

you did win...

WookieO Day 2,055, 11:05

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting.

Nyx Lynx Day 2,055, 10:58

you went to the ladies room again :/

WookieO Day 2,055, 11:06

Nah, I stopped doing that after the 9th restraining order. It was getting to the point where I couldn't even pop to the shops for a pint of milk without breaking some kind of "law".

Alphabethis Day 2,055, 12:14

Perhaps, she was "Steven Fry"...

kwest78 Day 2,055, 11:13

eUK needs more WookieO.

Grogu. Day 2,055, 12:25

there is no one around , bad grammar = there's no-one around

did not win , bad grammar = New Era didn't win

cannot, bad grammar = I can't even put into words

do not , bad grammar = I don't know how many more times

Grammar is not up to standard on this article , funny how you mock , little mocking bird. try harder next time.

Grogu. Day 2,055, 12:26

voted 🙂

WayneKerr Day 2,055, 15:51

Is that all you can come up with brah? Once again eUK slapped you down and said no, your butt must be getting sore by now...

Grogu. Day 2,056, 02:54

LOL at least we get over 150 votes on our own, you got about 30 when you run, don't take the piss out of grammar when you are a retard , you fail more than us, we are strong you are weak 🙂 have a nice day grammar boy

WayneKerr Day 2,056, 03:42

My party has 10 people, thats a 300% voting increase, your party has 230+ people yet can only manage around 70%... and I'm a fail? Face it Don, a group of 30 odd players are more influential in the eUK than New Era and British Army can ever dream of being and you don't like it.

Leo Balzac Day 2,056, 17:12

Grammar issues eh? Better write an article whining about it; it's what you do best.

Grogu. Day 2,057, 02:24

Wayne you talk so much rubbish , really what are you on about , odd boy

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