[LEAKED] Shocking unpublished developer logs of July/August 2018

Day 3,951, 07:27 • Published in Latvia Latvia • by AunsxOM


Hello my dear friends!

I am sure many of you are wondering why the hell administration still hasn`t published developer log for July/August 2018, even though we are already in the middle of September? The truth might shock you.

Being the moral compass of whole eRepublik I am, it is understandable that any dirty and shady secrets that are being hidden to us, the players, sooner rather than later gets in my hands. And this time is no exception.

An anonymous source in Bucharest office has sent me the true transcripts of developer logs. Sources close to the situation tells me that there is extreme urgency within the building to falsify the information before it gets published, so I have decided to let the truth out before the lies are published.

I think you will be as shocked as I were when I read these logs.




Monday, July 2nd 2018
• [MobileApp] Added eRepublik logo in the application
• Celebrated the logo addition with a few beers
• Other staff members joined the celebration
• Party ends up in local casino

Tuesday, July 3rd 2018
• Colleagues estimate that together 200 000 euros and three houses were lost gambling last night
• [MobileApp] Another eRepublik logo gets implemented in the application
• Second round of celebration breaks out
• Plans to cover gambling losses are being developed

Thursday, July 4th 2018
• Ticket support team is sent on the streets to sell crack
• Bug that causes fight button to be placed 0.3mm from center to right gets spotted and fixed immediately
• Ticket support team has sold 1.5k eur in crack, only 198 500 eur and 3 houses remaining, great start, time for celebration

Wednesday, July 5th 2018
• Celebration led back to casino, now 250 000 EUR, four houses and two kidneys must be recovered
• [MobileApp] Re-uploaded both eRepublik logos, since wrong image was previously uploaded
• Rooms of accounting department gets adjusted for growing marijuana

Friday, July 6th 2018
• Staff meeting is being held to seek solutions for gambling situation
• Every member of the staff receives plane ticket to Peru
• Everyone gets sent home early to prepare for Mondays flight

Monday, July 9th 2018
• Everyone flies to Peru

Wednesday, July 11th 2018
• All staff members receive one coffer with cocaine

Friday, July 13th 2018
• Everyone delivers their package safely, except Gucio, who snorted all of his package and now is missing somewhere
• Gambling debts gets recovered, houses bought back, kidneys put back
• Search operation to find Gucio is started

Monday, July 15th 2018
• Staff gets split in groups and sent across all continents

Tuesday, July 16th 2018
• Rumors swirls that Gucio is in South Africa, mining diamonds for crystal meth
• Party president election voting system crashes, but there is no time to fix it
• Matches are drawed to determine who issues the apology letter

Thursday, July 19th 2018
• [MobileApp] Icon of Q1 food gets implemented into the application
• All South African diamond quarries are searched, colleague not found

Monday, July 23rd 2018
• One staff member brings up theory that Gucio right now is portraying Fred Flinstone in undisclosed Miami theme park
• Everyone flies to Miami

Tuesday, July 24th 15th 2018
• [MobileApp] Noone cares about the mobile app, we are in Miami

Monday, July 30th 2018
• Someone brings up that we were supposed to search for Gucio
• After searching all the theme parks staff member gets accused that Miami theory was brought up only because he wanted to visit it

Thursday, August 2nd 2018
• After 3 days of waterboarding he breaks and and admits on all accusations of spreading false rumors with intention of travelling to Miami
• Everyone thanks him for organizing the fun trip
• A serious bug appears and icon for SMS gold pack is missing
• Team boards plane and rushes back to Bucharest

Friday, August 3rd 2018
• Crisis situation regarding store page icon gets solved
• Accounting department, even though high on their own grown weed, has brought up that 300 000 eur has been lost in travelling costs
• Tickets to Peru are ordered again

Monday, August 6th 2018
• Team flies to Peru

Wednesday, August 8th 2018
• Everyone receives their coffers
• Owner of hotel that we stayed during our previous trip runs to us and is too happy to see us, says it is extremely important and we must see it

Thursday, August 9th 2018
• We arrive to the meeting at the hotel
• Owner explains that Gucio has been in his hotel room whole month, high on cocaine, thinking he is Kevin McCallister from Home Alone and attacks anyone who tries to move within 300 meters from his room.

Friday, August 10th 2018
• The one team member that tried to approach Gucio was shot at by knife-filled potato cannon
• It is estimated that Gucio is 3/4 through his coffer and it would take about a week for him to get through his coffer
• Everyone agrees to wait

Monday, August 20th 2018
• The coffer is empty and Gucio now is approachable
• He still refuses to leave the room but now talks

Tuesday, August 21st 2018
• Plan to get him to airport gets designed
• He gets tricked into thinking that LeBron James is doing his pre-game powder toss in airport with cocaine, team boards plane

Wednesday, August 22nd 2018
• We get back to Bucharest office
• During our absence accounting departement has produced two reggae albums

Thursday, August 30th 2018
• In a meeting, board proposes shifting our focus from developing games to selling cocaine
• Accountant reggae album gets recognition as the first financial educational reggae album to reach gold status

I am at loss of words, so I guess I will leave it here.
Thank you for your attention.