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[KKCP] Because I Can Do This

Day 3,210, 19:25 • Published in Japan Pakistan

• by Frodo Tea Baggins

So why vote for me?

I haven't seen this kinda bedlam since that night we shot roman candles off at those coyotes and caught one right in the butthole, ran up on the back porch and dropped seven shades of shit in dad's workboots.

It's meaningless position with dicktarship, but voting means getting their multies deleted.

Well there is nothing funnier than a good fart. Except maybe kids falling off bikes, yea I could watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don't give a shit about your kid.

Show of strength just for that, good enough.

and most wickedly I did as I sailed,
Kaptain Kidd

Comments

The Dungeon Master Day 3,212, 03:29

I think the election will actually have to be close before they vote with multies.

The Dungeon Master Day 3,213, 17:26

Wow, don't I feel like an ass now.
They had to use a full forty multies in this election so I guess that's a huge win for you after admin deletes the illegal accounts right?

The Dungeon Master Day 3,215, 17:55

You were right about one thing, this election was less funny than a fart.

Frodo Tea Baggins Day 3,224, 16:44

They finished with less votes than registered 4 multies is 4 multies.

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