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[KEK]Your future , past , present , future past and present future explained

Day 3,362, 05:54 • Published in Canada Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

We have established that you life in eCanada

You therefore know whom is the Trump

Yesterday you will wake up and think what you will do today. But tomorrow you will wake up and plan how much of maple rum you will consume in the future tomorrow night aka friday Night.

Unbeknownst to you. you have already voted your next Country President in 5 3 days from now or his future muttflies have.

Yes ePresidenteTrump And eventually using his real 350 terms (he repeats time) he will make eCanada great again. In other words he will make you less ashamed of your shortcomings and reduce the number of I'm sorries by half.

Im sorry for having to depart this news to you.

here his plan is outlined.

And vote trump for canuckian regent(of serbia)

You are al subserbians lol.