水木Kassare,冲向“三月议员”!

Day 1,583, 03:49 Published in China North Korea by Kassare

这里是K’Red Eye,忠实的向政府传达您的意见的声音。光阴如梭,水木新秀Kassare即将结束他的处女议员生涯,并为即将到来的三月议员选举做准备,谋求连任。最近水木社内部议员选举已经开始,而身为“水木2B”之一的党魁Blue.S公开偷懒

之后又爆出“黑幕”

黑幕2

不管怎么说,EC万岁~!
嘿嘿,其实本期最大亮点不在于BLUES有多么2,而在于,我们刚刚告别处女之身Kassare同学宣称谋求议员连任!
以下是Kassare接受本报采访时的部分竞选言论:

“Hi~,大家好!你们可爱又糟糕Kassare又回来啦!有木有想我挖?不想我的直接拖出去切JJ。经过将近一个月的自耕农+议员+移民局普工生涯,清纯可爱Kassare直接蜕变成了一根老油条亮晶晶的明星。
这次毕竟不是处女秀了,嗯,所以包子神马的就没有了。
不过,为了不打击大家支持我的情绪~我决定开文举行“G大乐透
嘿嘿~不要错过噢!
……
花盆啥的免了!死受格,还我全勤奖!!!!!
……”
感谢Kassare为了我们带来的精彩的竞选演说,当然本报刊载时对Kassare万字的采访进行了删节,因为太糟糕了。XD
Here is K’Red Eye ,your faithful friend who give your voice to the government .How time flies ,The kassare ,new congressman ,who stand for New Smth Party will end his month congress life and gotta win this new election of congress .The new Election of congress will be hold inside of The new SMTH Party ,but the one of two stupid man ,Blue.S ,the president of Smth Party ,is lazy to prepare the new elction obvious.

There is a secret.

There is another secret.

In a word ,Long live EChin~!

Ah, eventually that’s was not the point in this news about how stupid Blue.S would be ,the importance is in the speech made from kassare who still wanna be congressman on the next month.
Following is what about Kassare ’s speech prepared for election :

“Hi~ ,every guys !Your lovely terrible Kassare came back !Did you miss me so much ?If you not ,you may dead ~.Experiencing the Farmer + Congressman + Immigration official life ,Cute Kassare become a great star.
But it’s not my first time to do that ,so Idon’t give away the food.
I’ll hold a gamble named G Super Lotto!
Do never miss it!
~~~”
Thanks for Kassare .Of course we deleted some part of this speech ,because it is so terrible!



以上内容纯属Kassare手下报纸K'Red Eye独家言论,与Kassare本人言论无丁点关系~
作为光荣的EC citizen,Kassare对于新生群众们的热情”众所周知“(谁敢说不是?)如果你也想成为光荣的EC citizen,那么就请点下面的链接吧,新的生活在欢迎你,骚年!XD
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