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Sup hamstas. Riveres back. Tell a friend. Or don't, your choice, I'm not sure I really care. You're all dead to me for electing Bradley Reala as president anyway, America. But first, I am returning to America. Awesome, right? Yeah, well let's get on to business.
RIVERE FOR CZAR OF KAZAHKSTAN
The admins have announced the creation of Macedonia, something something something, sheep, and KAZAHKSTAN!


KAZAHKSTAN, let me be your leader! I will shine my light upon the chickens of our fair land! Most importantly, I will incorporate a national uniform!

I will fight evil dictators!

(Via blasphemous and discriminating conservative photshops)
and most importantly,
Proteck-a da chickens!

Remember:Here in Kazahkstan, we love cocks!

Colin Lantrip 4 POTUS
I'd like to say Colin Lantrip would be a great president, on a more serious note. I remember voting against him during his last failed presidential run, but I now can say I regret that. I've come to see his abilities closer. I got to work with him building a Militia, and he was debateably the best general it had ever seen. He is no doubt experienced in economics and politics as well, and I am proud to call him my monkeypants.
MONKEYPANTS 4 POTUS
MONKEYPANTS 4 EMPEROR
MONKEYPANTS 4 AMERICA

Lastly, I would like to say goodbye to Ireland. I made many great friends there during the time I spent there. I will miss you guys, and I will never forget Thatcher. ❤
Octavius Dryst: You will always be president... in my heart.
Kolshire: I'm not paying child support
Paschoall: USWP>IUP
CelticTiger: Tanks> Helicopters