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Hello, UK. As most of you know, there was a nice debate between Dishmcds and Jamesw today on IRC. You can find the logs in a nice article by Aidizzle here. And, a completely unedited version can be found here.

This article, however, is dedicated to the hilarity of the channel used to discuss the debate as it was unfolding, #cpjury. So, without further ado, here is "The Best of #cpjury":

BEST OF #CPJURY:
Michael_Crookes
so how does this thing work?
Daeres
you type on your keyboards and, as if by magic, words appear onscreen
EcoFreak
^ lol
Michael_Crookes
arnjardg;kladfgklsdf'p;#sdf
Michael_Crookes
hmm
Michael_Crookes
didn't work

Daeres
is Dish allowed to f*** the english language in the ear like that?
roz
as a mexican
roz
yes

Pfeiffer
technically Llort_Zakharov is a massive fag
Llort_Zakharov
Technically f*** you.

Lilitu
>rebuttle
Lilitu
REBUTTAL
Connor_West
Oh, am I misspelling it?
roz
rebuttal
Lilitu
grunts
Connor_West
Sorry 🙁
Connor_West
I'll do better ;P
Daeres
rebuttal rebuttal in the buttal

Llort_Zakharov
I, for one, am voting for some kind of combat-based debate in future.
Llort_Zakharov
At the very least a photoshop contest
Daeres
MORTAL KOMBAT
Artela
I favour rock, paper, scissors

Christian_Russo
I am being oddly nice today
Lilitu
.k Christian_Russo f*** karma
=-=
Christian_Russo was booted from #cpjury by [😁] (f*** karma)

Daeres
WE HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE, SOMETIME, SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE
Daeres
OR WE'LL TURN INTO A PUMPKIN FOREVER!
(It is believed that Daeres was addressing the topic of foreign affairs)

roz
i had a brain freeze
Ivan_Kersovic
BURN IT WITH FIRE

Ivan_Kersovic
CONNOR WEST
Ivan_Kersovic
is it true you are a fish
Connor_West
I've been found out!

Thatcher
Ivan_Kersovic you are a BAD man
Ivan_Kersovic
only in bed

kumnaa
EXPOUND
roz
Connor_West, you'll have to pass your questions through the grammar police next time
Connor_West
Oh?
Christian_Russo
Expound
Connor_West
*facepalm* I meant "expand"
Betafoxtrot
Expound this
Betafoxtrot
grabs dick
Connor_West
lol, you know I'm gay, right, Beta?
roz
Betafoxtrot has signaled his interest
Betafoxtrot
Connor_West: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc9jx464EL1qba6pxo1_400.jpg
Betafoxtrot
I hope you appeciate that
(Only Beta could turn that situation into a win.)
Also, as I was scrolling through the logs, I found that I missed something:
Betafoxtrot
If I let you actually touch my imaginary penis, can I get hop in #cpdebate?

Artela
lol
roz
rebut
kumnaa
I rebuttal all the time
Artela
or "offer a rebuttal"
Lilitu
rebuttal is not a verb Connor_West.
Connor_West
🙁
Betafoxtrot
I'm always rebuttal
Connor_West
Cut me some slack, I just graduated AMERICAN high school, okay? lol
Lilitu
You actually graduated?
Connor_West
🙁
Diakun
ha america

And that concludes "The Best of #cpjury!"

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Connor West
Party President, The Alliance for Power and Prosperity
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