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"Junior Journalist" has small contest for You

Day 2,790, 07:22 • Published in Sweden Poland

• by Thomas Green

This is my third approach to realization this mission. First two attempts proved to be a failure. So I decided that this time my fight to reach 25 comments under my article will be connected with a small contest with also small reward. Maybe it isn't original but who cares when you can win some gold. Everybody likes laugh I think, so into the comments we put jokes. Now I presenting some rules about this contest:

1. Contest will considered valid when under article will appear 25 comments(jokes) from 25 other players and my mission "Junior Journalist" will be accomplished,
2. Contest lasts until article won't disappear from "latest news",
3. One person is able to add only the one joke,
4. Jokes must be in English,
5. Win this joke which has got most votes,
6. Reward for the winner is equal to reward gained from mission "Junior Journalist" and it is 1 gold.

Winner will be announced in the next article. Also in the next article will be bigger contest than this but only when I accomplish mission with Your help ofcourse. Lets start!

Comments

Hercules Mulligan Day 2,790, 07:36

Personen som kommenterar under mig är ett skämt

Hercules Mulligan Day 2,790, 07:37

😛PpPppPpppPPpPppP

Maze Putin Stalfitta Day 2,790, 08:23

MSAP

Radsoc Day 2,790, 08:50

No to the new “leftwing” memorandum
http://inter.kke.gr/en/articles/No-to-the-new-leftwing-memorandum/

Mange989 Day 2,790, 10:03

Instructions not clear, d*ck got caught in a cealing fan with hair spray all over it

Mange989 Day 2,790, 10:04

Why did I censor duck?

Folke jarl Day 2,790, 10:15

How do you recognize a Polish car? On the paint. (It's funnier in Swedish, but rules are rules.)

Thomas Green Day 2,790, 12:19

In Polish also it sounds funnier. 😜

Bernard de Clairvaux Day 2,790, 10:32

Acreteq Day 2,790, 13:23

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Acreteq Day 2,790, 13:24

Totaly not google * Innocent face*

Radsoc Day 2,793, 01:44

CrossTalk: Shifting Borders - ISIS redrawing Mideast map
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZKciAfath8

Jämför med tramset de visar i Sverige.

Brachiosaurus Day 2,790, 23:19

ShadowSkill2000 Day 2,791, 00:05

Thug Mario Day 2,791, 02:04

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about."

So he continue😛
"Driving along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in refrigerator. She had only some worn sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her a sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the color did not suit you. Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.
Then when she was about to leave the house she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use any more?"