[JLA] OFFICIAL: Sumeragi Akeiko banned from eJapan
Fruitcommando
Greetings citizens of eJapan, it is I, Fructekommandante your loveable former President - servant to the Empire. On behalf of the JLA (the country of Japan and her people) Sumeragi Akeiko the Korean PTOer is banned from eJapan. During this time, we would like to officially claim eJapan free of Korean PTO (since Sumeragi is the Korean PTO). However, the War Criminal refuses to leave office and set eJapan free, therefore the JLA would like to issue a threat to the foreign squatters in Kanto. Mr. Mustache as we will call him and Sumeragi must be out of the capital building by 12:00 GMT tomorrow or they will be removed forcibly by Elite JLA soldiers.
If you wish to know why Sumeragi has been banned, the reasons are the following: Human Trafficking, Conspiracy to Murder, Conspiracy to Conspire, Treason, Genocide, Sexual Assault and Illegal Immigration.
Fear not citizens, we will bring this criminal to justice and maroon them to the island of Kazawan. We would also like to issue a warning to the Island of Kazawan for their support of the evil regime in eJapan which oppress and genocide their people. You must be brought to justice and we would bring this to the UN summit but you're not in it. Therefore, we must solve our problems through War. The people of Japan and JLA officially declare war on the Island of Kazawan!
and remember If you are a true patriot, you support JLA and not this regime of Korean/Kazawani PTO.
GOTT STRAFE TAIPEI
P.S Taiwan I got citizenship, come at us bro.
there will be another article later tonight (maybe), until then this has been FructeKommandante, Signing off.
Comments
SUMERAGI IS THE KOREAN PTO
Fuitcommando is back with his silly antics...
only the true emperor
In King Fruit we trust.
meow
Voted!
In Fruit we trust!
Yeah, go back to whatever country you came from.
@samproidz
1. You got permabanned for multi accounts.
2. You're from eNetherlands.
Funny guy.
shkërdhat e qelbur~
In Fruit we Trust
/me facepalms
please don't say Sumeragi Akeiko as eSK PTOer. She is banned from eSK politics, too.
In Fruit we trust.
Who lets you return to Japan?
oh my..
@ Minami Saki: A rogue Congress member who conveniently approved of the application right after Yonsil threatened to get into Japan, and resembles Yonsil in the method of speaking.
you dare to comment on my article war criminal? SCUM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8
Epic!
Troll shoot yourself == "
Vote 😃
dafuq did I just read?
-9gag refence
Now seriously, don't wanna hear BS from an illegally accepted fruit.
Lol to this article
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I don't understand
That is so lame. You're insulting us, eJapan citizens, who elected consiously our president.
Also, what is this vain attempt, pretty pathetic, to indoctrinate people by questioning their patriotism if their opinion was otherwise.
I completely disagree with such methods. Why don't you run for the next elections and let the people choose who it should put is faith and trust in.
JA WOHL HERR FRUITKOMMANDANTE!
Zodiarque words are true we chose Sumeragi as our president and we as a people will have to live with that until the next elections...
lyuline please stop acting like more than 1 person, thanks.
i like Hentai
Sumeragi is getting more unpopular every day.... I kinda feel sorry for her now.
I suggest support her until the next elections.
wait, what?
i am keeping my promise. i will fuck you in the ass, Akeiko. Fuck it slow & nice.
*Yawn*
I doubt that is happening in this reality or any others. Actually, let me restate: That will never happen in this reality or any others. It'll always be the opposite.
"It'll always be the opposite." Whoa. I will let you think about that for a minute.
Yonsil be wary, Sumeragi's penis will penetrate deep.
adding sexual assault as a reason for removing sumeragi