[IsW] Ronald Reagan Talks

Day 2,808, 04:51 Published in USA USA by Mama Lunete

(By the way I hope you all know how low I've sunk, I'm writing 'favorite' the AMERICAN way, which I personally found abhorrent but you've gotta do what you've gotta do in these times of madness)


Thanks to the ‘wild’ and ‘massive' successes of my first article, I now believe I am a god. It’s really that simple, I was already the greatest person to ever exist, but now that I’ve received literally DOZENS, QUITE LITERALLY, DOZENS (well, I was lying, more like one dozen and a little bit, but I digress) of your votes, I feel quite comfortable in the knowledge that you’ll all happily support my ascension above your ranks into godhood. You’re welcome for having me as a colleague.

Well that was random. I have no idea why I wrote that. Let’s go do an interview. Okay? Okay.

I thought you all might find the perspective of Mr Ronald Groper Reagan very interesting. The man has made himself quite disliked among certain groups, but he ended his interview with a smily face so I like him.

1. Tell us a little about yourself.

Well, I've been on this crappy game since April 29th, 2009. I'm the only person to seriously threaten the power of the ruling eUS elites, and I hold the distinction of having the most CP Election losses in eRep history!

2. What would you most like to achieve in eRepublik?

I'd like to be President in the eUSA so I can make things exciting again, rather than have the ruling politburo continue to strangle the community and make it even more boring and deader than it already is.

3. So how do you think you’ve earned the community’s votes?

I am the most dedicated, and principled person in this country. Frankly, anyone who isn't a multi of Pfeiffer would be out of their mind not to vote for me. 🙂

4. What things would you like to change if you were in charge?

I'd like to put an end to this incessant system of cronyism and corruption. In the words of Daenarys Targaryen... I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel. Also, we'd totally be best friends with Serbia and bring over as many of them as possible because they're awesome and very funny.

5. Who are some of your favorite people in the community?

So many ones have long since left this eWorld so it is tough to say. Anyone who is principled, honorable, and loyal is automatically on my favorite list. Nowadays there are so few who exhibit those traits.

6. Feel free to shamelessly advertise your stuff.

Read through my paper! Find some of my Presidential and other articles. There is no one who would reinvigorate the eUSA the way I would. If you like me, vote for me. If you don't like me, vote for me anyway unless you want more population decline and boredom, which is what you're getting now.


Thank you Ronald Gipper Rogan for talking to me.

NEXT TIME: The DarkKnight Rises