(IRAN) A Generous Offer From Canada to PEACE
Augustus Baldwin
To: Hungary, Iran, France, the United Kingdom et al.
From: Canada
Re: A Generous Offer
Dear PEACE GC,
As you are probably already aware Canada continues to exist despite your best efforts. We don’t control all of our regions yet, but we regain more every day. We still control a High Oil region, one of only several not under PEACE control. We still control two High Wood regions, and we will shortly regain Alberta which contains High Wood and High Grain. At that point we will have regained 5 total regions, and will have access to more High quality resources than most PEACE members outside of Hungary and Indonesia. Your forces, with all your gold, damage points, and tricks have failed to defeat Canada. But that is not the most embarrassing part.
Canada has effectively trounced the United Kingdom in short order. Canada, a nation that just days ago did not exist, has defeated PEACE in 66% of the battles fought following your declaration of ‘Mission Accomplished’. A week ago the British trolls were asking, “What is Canada?” Well I can guarantee you that now they know. You don’t take a beating like that without recognizing the guy who administered it.
And we have all heard the excuses coming out of PEACE high command. You claim that these embarrassing defeats do not reflect on PEACE, as it was actually the United Kingdom who has been chased out of North America, and they are not real members of PEACE. You say that now, but what happens when the UK is defeated and we come for the Iranian occupied regions? What happens when we come for the French? What happens when all that is left are the Hungarians? Don’t let yourself be embarrassed like the United Kingdom, don’t become a laughing stock. Here is your choice:
You could waste your gold defending the Canadian regions you still hold. You might even win the first few battles. You can build your companies to exploit the High Diamonds and other resources. They may make you a few dollars in the interim. But sooner or later it is all coming to an end. We both know that your presence in North America is only temporary. Your forces will slowly be pushed out one by one by Canada and EDEN, just as the British have been continuously defeated despite frantic PEACE tanking.
Do not waste your gold, your time and your effort. Voluntarily abandon your partial occupation of Canada now and save yourself the time and embarrassment of being defeated by a lesser power. Hell, we will even return the gold we take from your treasuries when our resistance wars succeed. You defeated the Americans, good for you, they have surrendered. Unfortunately you will learn that Canada is a nation cut from a different cloth.
You will receive no gold payments from us. You will not be allowed to keep any of our regions. You do not have the strength necessary to singlehandedly defend your occupations from the combined forces of FORTIS-EDEN. You were strong as an alliance, but in occupation you are alone and weak.
So here is our offer. You’re going out of Canada one way or another; we are simply allowing you to choose how you want to go. You can walk out with your head held high, or we can throw you out one at a time.
Look at the British, look how they are mocked by even the Americans who this very day surrendered (Note: which in no way reflects on American marines or other fighters, only on the elected American government). Do you want to be remembered forever as the mighty alliance that could not even defeat Canada? Or do you want to cut your losses, take your victory over the Americans, and not have to live through the embarrassment that everyone knows is coming?
Think about it,
Canada
Comments
with permission of Mr.NEC i want to say "throw us away if you can!"
:/
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Unfortunately you will learn that Canada is a nation cut from a different cloth. Unfortunately we are not losers as americans
and we are not coward as u
so why dont u guys sit back and relax and enjoy the damn view of being rushed by the peace😁
and one more thing
we prefer to fight and loose something instead of giving it to our enemies
the point is that we may not keep it for ever but at least we are hurting u enough 😃
BACK OFF
that's my answer
شب دراز است و قلندر بیدار
now translate it If U can If not ...nothing just W8 , time will do it 4 us 4 free
@SiD Mo
خيلي باحال بود
يه عمر بايد تو كف معنيش باشه
eb nadare bache ha kal kalesh bishtar az jang hal mide
الکی وت ندید، داره دری وری می گه.این بابا اصلاً معلوم نیست چیکاره مملکتشونه که اومده تهدید می کنه. می گه ما انگلیس رو انداختیم بیرون بعد میایم سراغ شما خودتون برید بیرون. به نظرم همون نوشته رفیقمون رو براش بزنیم.
Throw us away if you can!
Huh!!! We can see the future as well as possible that you will be burn totally and cannot do anything.
see u in battlefield.
Yes
throw us away if you can!
Well well well!
At least these canadian dudes have balls not just like those cowered americans who surrender! 😃
but dont be so sure that you can defeat Iran , its not as easy as it is with England. You'll never have yukon or northwest if we dont wanna give them to you( that we surly dont 😉 )
anyway I have to admit that I realy like your article 😉
Thats the kind of enemy we want, not like America
O7
چیییییییییییییی میگی ........
ما تازه جامون گرم شده پاشیم بریم!!!
"its not as easy as it is with England"
England isn't the United Kingdom.
It's the United Kingdom, of which England is a part of.
@Celtic bank
whatever
Dear Augustus Baldwin, this article just obviously showed your fear and weakness 😃
next time use better nappy to prevent leaks like this article LOL
any way, we will see you and your conditions and situations within few months, but have my advise: keep your eyes wide open to be able to see ours 😉
I'll call your mom to change your nappy honey.
بچه ها من حال ندارم بخونم و ترجمه کنم...یکی بگه چی گفته
no vote no sub
یارو حالش خیلی گرفتست 🙂)
no Vote
v.o.t.e
pathetic article from a pathetic country
enjoy your occupation
The Hungarians had much more class in their responses.
Disappointing.
DONT BEG FOR MERCY PLZ 😃
oh man im shakin already loooool
See you in battlefield 🙂
Bilakh baba,
Even if you get back your regions from Hungry, and Indonesia you can't get them back from us (at least with war).
Be a man . Take your lands back by blood !!!!
Canada is weak and small.
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: D
How many PEACE in a "Generous Offer"?
BTW, Aug. is already finished and have to think about the winter when we cut all trees to make it HOT.
Oh I almost forgot this: We hire Lumberjacks.
Augustus Baldwin in no way represents the feelings of the Canadian people, and absolutely does not represent the position of the Government (which is why he has no place in it).
We are firmly aware and most thankful for our American friends' relentless efforts in liberating our nations.
Iran's continued oppressive occupation of eCanada is but symbolic evidence of what PEACE GC has become : an enemy of liberty.
William Duncan,
Minister of Communications, eCanada
🙂)
Throw us away if you can!
نمی دونم چی مصرف می کنی ولی هر چیه اثرش خیلی زیاده
😃
is that a joke?
ha ha ha ha
now canada & canadian can play taw ok?
kiss,wc and bye-bye baby
no vote
يه جاييت بسوزد
do you like being an strong country? its just a dream!
IRAN is undefeatable!
we'll be waiting 4 u!
hahaha
Please try your chance.
This is free,
you are funy, give me your phone number for Funy SMS 🙂 lol lol
*i am a persian BoY
Do not forget this great name of IRAN.
We will show you that we do not let the weak punks bother us.