[IA] Gauteng's Pimp Daddy - zamrg!

Day 1,191, 04:22 • Published in South Africa Sweden • by zamrg


Afternoon South Africa

It’s that time of the month where us congressmen actually need to make ourselves seen, spam the media with our drivel, mass message you peasants begging for votes, promise the unpromisable, put on a suit and tie, an attentive face and pretend we actually care what you citizens want.

I’ll be running under the Independent Alternative banner in Gauteng this term.

Why should you vote for me?

I’m active in-game and on the forums.

I’m an experienced player whose served this country in many positions across the board.
I won’t spam my campaign drivel, nor will I mass message for votes. I will however perform many unsavoury sexual acts for votes, true story - ask Cyber Witch

I won’t promise change, cause let’s be honest here folks; change requires work and work requires effort, and who really wants to put effort or work into a game?

I don’t put on a facade in the public eye. I am who I am and what you see is pretty much what you get, and if I may depict this image in words; picture a goofed and paraplegic drunk penguin passed out in a tank top and boxers on top of your younger sister.

I won’t pretend to care what you want. I prefer to be upfront and honest, which is why I can bluntly say that I’m running to serve my own interest, not yours.



The usual way to end off a candidature is to stroke one’s ePenis, and whilst I’m a man who enjoys indulging in some personal time, I prefer to be stroked by others. Please feel free to *fap* away whilst I list my ZOMGIBEENINEVERYPOSITION credentials.

- Minister of Defense
- Congressman (2 terms)
- Former President
- Former Vice President (3 terms)
- Former Chief of Staff of South African Armed Forces (3 terms)
- Former Minister of Intelligence (3 terms)

I’m a big fan of reciprocation South Africa. You stroked my ego; now let me touch [the lives of] each and every citizen of this country. We will work together, rub off on each other, bring pleasure to each other and if we work hard enough, we’ll have an incredibly powerful and explosive term ahead.

VOTE FOR ZAMRG IN GAUTENG