[Horice4CP] Giving You A Month You Don't Deserve

Day 3,211, 11:59 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Karacticus

Hello Nation.

Here at Spamican Towers we find ourselves in a slightly unusual situation...we appear to be a credible alternative to the current ruling party and its government. The world as gone mad.

Obviously our glorious leader in waiting has made the most important and credible promise for this month ahead here, however, I have been asked to add some slightly less interesting promises to you the unwashed masses.





Foreign Things





We’re trying to join an alliance.

A Spamican government will quickly evaluate what has gone on this month with regards to any alliance negotiations. It is of vital importance that we ensure we join an alliance for the right reasons. We are not a massive superpower so this needs to be the right choice.
Once a suitable candidate has been found - we will allow you the unwashed masses a referendum.

To join or not the choice will be yours.






Military Stuff





If anyone knows what’s occurring with the MoD please let us know.
We’re only interested in doing two things:

1)Providing resources for those who want to fight.
2)Keeping people up to date with orders.

If we win anything it’ll be a bonus.

To this end if people need silly titles to be involved they can have them.
We're also considering renaming the Ministry of Defence the Ministry of Why Are People Picking On Us?





Home Affairs





We’ve struggled to communicate and keep folk engaged this month.

As well as stacking badgers we’re going to give away 100000gbp in prizes and incentives to get you lot active again or go bankrupt trying.

The MoHA will message bomb citizens at random offering money for services rendered.

We will have a weekly roundup of all government activity and regular Cabinet articles.

Added to this one lucky citizen will be offered the chance to be our Ambassador to Sweden in an exciting new game called "Swede F.A."






Dictatorship




We’ll get this sorted by asking you lot if you want to keep it.
(We've recently found the dictionary definition of referendum)

However, before this happens those for and against will be given three weeks to argue their cases. Once a decision is reached we will put this into action on the 3rd of the next month.





Cabinet




If you want to be a part of this weird government please apply to myself as Horice does not reply to messages from the unwashed masses.

Obviously if you’re not tall enough we won't be able to find you a place.



This is a One Time Thing

We feel this country needs a shot in the arm and whilst these are all simple promises to make we want to give this country a kick up the arse. We also want to involve as many folk as possible but we also want to keep you all guessing as to our next move.

We would also like to thank the UKRP. If we win this election you will be absolved of all your sins.




Be Better than Boring.