[HN] Quarantine Around Hamgyong

Day 1,226, 10:16 Published in Philippines USA by Sir Hypnotoad
Puerto Princesa, Philippines

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here today to announce that word has been received that Alexis Bonte, well-known Wig, has been found in Hamgyong, Japan.



As the Glorious Hypnotoad of Righteousness, the Most Active of Zammuel's High Priests; I am hereby ordering a quarantine to be placed around the region, and I warn the international community to stay away from the Korean Peninsula.



I hope that the unfortunate souls who live in this region will survive this tragedy, and that the quarantine can be removed as quickly as possible.

The Kazakh Army is on standby



and stands ready to destroy the threat



That is all.