[HN] Guide to Update Survival
Day 1,297, 23:46
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Published in Malaysia 
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by Sir Hypnotoad
Undisclosed Location, Malaysia:
The following are very important safety tips, for your protection.
1) If you log in and see energy bars, you know something bad has happened.
2) If you've been buying gold with RL money, stop. The Admins have an apparent wish to make us all equal, so strength and military rank will be the next to go.
3) Get as much gold as you can. You want to leave a rich corpse, don't you?
4) If you want to write an article (since most lines of communication have been cut), you must go here, select your country, and then find your newspaper. You should then be able to write articles.
5) Vote up this article. I want to see it in the top 5 international.
That is all.
~Transmission end
The following are very important safety tips, for your protection.
1) If you log in and see energy bars, you know something bad has happened.
2) If you've been buying gold with RL money, stop. The Admins have an apparent wish to make us all equal, so strength and military rank will be the next to go.
3) Get as much gold as you can. You want to leave a rich corpse, don't you?
4) If you want to write an article (since most lines of communication have been cut), you must go here, select your country, and then find your newspaper. You should then be able to write articles.
5) Vote up this article. I want to see it in the top 5 international.
That is all.
~Transmission end
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top 5?
go go!
good luck, you'll need them
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