[Great Scott] Big Booty Beaches writes home for Turn 2

Day 3,741, 09:37 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by AMD.

My Dearest Elizabeth

Things are going well on this fine expedition.

I have a new hairdryer. I haven't needed it yet but who knows when it will come in handy.


Day Two: I beat an inuit to death with a ski today. It was pretty metal I am not going to lie.

Please send money.