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[FU] Not bitter but go feck yourselves

Day 1,934, 11:59 • Published in United Kingdom

• by CptChazbeard

Forgot to add spamilinks! MWCERBERUS has an article out today too!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/moss-minister-of-spices-2224500/1/20
Have a laugh and a read and give votes! o/

Comments

mwcerberus Day 1,934, 12:07

ah splendid some points for us to think upon

mwcerberus Day 1,934, 12:09

i don't really get the relevance of point 1 could someone explain

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 12:24

I'm at a complete loss too

WayneKerr Day 1,934, 15:06

Din't even bother to read it tbh, saw Wayne, voted and commented... What was this one about?

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 12:08

Border looks fecked up because it is. I made the image 680pixles wide and had to trim the fat or the text gets squashed. Damn you eRep and your precious 5 flipping pixels

WayneKerr Day 1,934, 14:49

pssh, fuck em! They should be grateful...

Pat Harper Day 1,934, 12:11

I tried to think of a comment but couldn't so you have once again succeeded in baffling me

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 12:39

Then I'm doing my duty as a Spamican o/

Horice G Fossil Day 1,934, 12:40

Duck sex is poultry in motion!

Horice 😛

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 12:45

That made me quack up!

Elvis Trout Day 1,934, 13:03

oh you did that thing where you run as a joke, real funny, no-one's done that before 😃

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 13:37

And the serious candidates do the same shite month on month. I'm just following suit

mwcerberus Day 1,934, 14:05

we've tried this method already point 3 it didn't work nice initiative though

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 14:16

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 14:17

lancer450 Day 1,934, 13:55

lmao xD

"I tried to think of a comment but couldn't so you have once again succeeded in baffling me"

Exactly! Same for me. : P

Send love to Plato Day 1,934, 14:21

Needs more t*ts

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 14:39

One of the biggest tits in the eUK wrote this and you're still not happy 🙁

WayneKerr Day 1,934, 14:51

Fuck the MAN! He don't know shit...

eUK can suck my balls!

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 14:59

We gotta stick it to the MAN

WayneKerr Day 1,934, 15:05

Give me half a chance and I'd stick it IN the MAN!

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 15:13

Seeing as you may be holding a knife right now: *slowly backs away from the gay innuendo jokes*

WayneKerr Day 1,934, 15:17

Knifes are for girls, real boys use spoons...

CptChazbeard Day 1,934, 15:31

I see you've played knifey spoony before

WayneKerr Day 1,934, 16:09

You never disappoint me Chaz...

Alphabethis Day 1,934, 15:44

voted

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,934, 20:58

How can I just let you walk away - just let you leave without a trace?

Send love to Plato Day 1,934, 23:46

Pffff...told you it needs more t*ts and 10 hours later....no t*ts.

No man of the people you be!

CptChazbeard Day 1,935, 11:54

I give the people what they want
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2225080/1/20

john GB Day 1,935, 03:37

Still think you were robbed. Just look at the other candidates. I blame Admins ,as usual, you should have got that fourth recount in such a tight contest.
Dr Hugh's right about the t*ts though.