[FrtW] A very special announcement

Day 1,228, 11:02 • Published in Philippines USA • by Kyle321n

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I'm announcing today that I'm going to run for President of ePhilippines. I have been unimpressed by anyone and everyone in the country and it's time that you all get a strong and competent leader. I've got plans on an Indonesian invasion (but keep that under your hat), plans to improve our economy and make us one of the leaders in exports, and a final goal to make our dollar the strongest and most stable in the world! Our Military will become the most efficient and most damaging forces in the world, and our media will be filled with my praises. Don't believe it? Then don't elect me.

Trust me bro, I've got this.

























































I'm not running for President! C'mon, I've been here for 3 days. I don't even know who our allies are right now. I hope you all are having a great prank-filled day!

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Do you want to go back and listen to old FRTW episodes? I do. Click here to do it and maybe when I'm not 2 clicking and lazy I'll do more. Changes may be forth coming, stay tuned to the paper. Also this is for you Pheno Sony.
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