[FrtW] A letter to the Profit

Day 1,224, 18:28 • Published in USA USA • by Kyle321n

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Dear Alby,

We need you. If you look at the US Monetary Market, it's horrifying. I know you and I have had our spats in the past, but now it's time to let bygones be bygones. (Also when we were printing money it was the right thing to do.) But now you were right, we shouldn't have printed so much money. As someone who doesn't use USD for anything but selling and converting into GOLD, this is hurting me the most. Therefore I ask humbly for you to come move to the United States, run for President, and take our USD back to your ultimate goal of 1 GOLD = 1 USD. If there is anything we can to to appease you please let us know.

You are the one true Profit. And remember, I was eMarried in the Church of Alby, by the High Priest Eugene Harlot.

With all the respect and repentance of this one converted believer,
Kyle321n

PS: I apologize for all the racist dragon comments. You have to admit it was easy pickings, especially since Flight of the Conchords was still on the air.

PSS: Tiacha says ohai


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