(France) A Generous Offer From Canada to PEACE
Augustus Baldwin
To: Hungary, Iran, France, the United Kingdom et al.
From: Canada
Re: A Generous Offer
Dear PEACE GC,
As you are probably already aware Canada continues to exist despite your best efforts. We don’t control all of our regions yet, but we regain more every day. We still control a High Oil region, one of only several not under PEACE control. We still control two High Wood regions, and we will shortly regain Alberta which contains High Wood and High Grain. At that point we will have regained 5 total regions, and will have access to more High quality resources than most PEACE members outside of Hungary and Indonesia. Your forces, with all your gold, damage points, and tricks have failed to defeat Canada. But that is not the most embarrassing part.
Canada has effectively trounced the United Kingdom in short order. Canada, a nation that just days ago did not exist, has defeated PEACE in 66% of the battles fought following your declaration of ‘Mission Accomplished’. A week ago the British trolls were asking, “What is Canada?” Well I can guarantee you that now they know. You don’t take a beating like that without recognizing the guy who administered it.
And we have all heard the excuses coming out of PEACE high command. You claim that these embarrassing defeats do not reflect on PEACE, as it was actually the United Kingdom who has been chased out of North America, and they are not real members of PEACE. You say that now, but what happens when the UK is defeated and we come for the Iranian occupied regions? What happens when we come for the French? What happens when all that is left are the Hungarians? Don’t let yourself be embarrassed like the United Kingdom, don’t become a laughing stock. Here is your choice:
You could waste your gold defending the Canadian regions you still hold. You might even win the first few battles. You can build your companies to exploit the High Diamonds and other resources. They may make you a few dollars in the interim. But sooner or later it is all coming to an end. We both know that your presence in North America is only temporary. Your forces will slowly be pushed out one by one by Canada and EDEN, just as the British have been continuously defeated despite frantic PEACE tanking.
Do not waste your gold, your time and your effort. Voluntarily abandon your partial occupation of Canada now and save yourself the time and embarrassment of being defeated by a lesser power. Hell, we will even return the gold we take from your treasuries when our resistance wars succeed. You defeated the Americans, good for you, they have surrendered. Unfortunately you will learn that Canada is a nation cut from a different cloth.
You will receive no gold payments from us. You will not be allowed to keep any of our regions. You do not have the strength necessary to singlehandedly defend your occupations from the combined forces of FORTIS-EDEN. You were strong as an alliance, but in occupation you are alone and weak.
So here is our offer. You’re going out of Canada one way or another; we are simply allowing you to choose how you want to go. You can walk out with your head held high, or we can throw you out one at a time.
Look at the British, look how they are mocked by even the Americans who this very day surrendered (Note: which in no way reflects on American marines or other fighters, only on the elected American government). Do you want to be remembered forever as the mighty alliance that could not even defeat Canada? Or do you want to cut your losses, take your victory over the Americans, and not have to live through the embarrassment that everyone knows is coming?
Think about it,
Canada
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And this is in Iran...
Wait, forget what I'm saying. It must be my browser, cause now it says UK.
Boring
:?
Encore ça?
OMG what a generous offer !!!!!
could we have pancakes and christamas tree juice at least ??
Hahaha great offer! For a moment I thought it was a pathetic surrender like that of the american gov, but this...oh, this is rich! Max respect for eCanada!
UK = epic lu(l)zers
"We will shortly regain Alberta"
Don't be so sure. It's cockyness like that that makes you lose.
"Continuously defeated" is the wrong term to use. We've been unlucky when we've lost, only losing a region by a few points each time. When we've stopped you, we've stopped you with many thousand points.
Canada : Total citizens 528
PEACEgc : Total citizens +/- 120 000
Canadians, we just don't care about your tiny country 😉
et la marmotte, elle met le chocolat dans le papier allu
Votado!
GRANDE CANADA!
GO CANADA! You are not alone!
Canada what ?
GO CANADA Spain is with you never to surrender!
@Celtic Bank wrote: "Continuously defeated" is the wrong term to use. We've been unlucky when we've lost, only losing a region by a few points each time. When we've stopped you, we've stopped you with many thousand points.
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Which means that the Canadian liberators have been efficient with the damage they deliver, and you have been wasteful. Keep it up.
Do you see my putain de careface?
I'm so afraid... we should surrender right now before the shame kill us.
You were lucky that whole Canada was invaded! I don't think that PEACE will do the same mistake with Spain.
Ah, merde, ramenez les Bulldozers, y'a les caribous qui tentent encore de se la jouer ... 😕
canada is totally insignificant , peace is done with canada, get over it.
GO CANADA
Augustus Baldwin in no way represents the feelings of the Canadian people, and absolutely does not represent the position of the Government (which is why he has no place in it).
We are firmly aware and most thankful for our American friends' relentless and continuing efforts in liberating our nations from the hands of a despotic alliance.
The French army's continued hostile occupation of eCanada is an affront to Liberty, Fraternity, and Justice. The French government's decision to assault the free world was tragically misguided and short sighted.
William Duncan,
Minister of Communications, eCanada
Surrendering now would be the wisest decision.
But if you wanna fight, well, we'll fight 🙂
Quebec is french now, it will be protect as a part of our territory.
Canada???????
Mon dieux, cay magnifique !!