(FOX) Winter story

Day 3,674, 05:35 • Published in Finland Netherlands • by nutty fox


Once upon a time in a far far away country there was a fox, who had lost his Xmas spirit. All alone in the middle of the icy and snow filled tundra, he walked and dreamed about a nice and nourishing pot of bunny stew.

All of the sudden he spotted a bunch of reindeers. He just wished he had a group of Foxes with him to lure these delicious reindeers for a Xmas feast.

He had heard rumors about the magical place of FOXLAND and also rumors about a wild bunch of Foxes doing things together.

He sat in the snow daydreaming and didn’t notice the sneaky dwarfs behind his back.

“Are you just admiring the landscape or thinking about those reindeers?” said the voice behind the fox. Oh crap now the Fox was surrounded by suspicious dwarfs, that didn’t look happy or friendly.

“Do you have any vodka?”, asked one of the dwarfs. Oh crap do they know about the vodka pipeline???

Think fast now and try to fool the dwarfs some how. “I was just sitting here and wondering about the lost Xmas spirit” said the fox.

“Oooh we have an unbeliever” replied the dwarf. He looked at the fox and asked if he would like to visit the secret base on northpole “where all the magic happens”.

Since the fox didn’t really have anything else to do he joined the dwarfs to have a look at this mystical base.

The northern lights illuminated the sky while they walked in the rugged terrain. The fox started to have serious doubts about this strange trip with, these hostile group of dwarfs.

Finally they saw a massive igloo in the horizon, “we are almost there” said one of the dwarfs to the fox. He also saw a pipeline in the distance, hmmmmm this could get interesting.

All of the sudden the fox saw flying reindeers around the massive igloo. “They are training for the Xmas eve” said the dwarf.

“So what is that pipeline for?” asked the fox.
“Its our secret source of magical liquid vodka, to help us cope with the arctic winter and grumpy Santa”

Wow the eSweden president was right, there is a vodka pipeline in Lapland, and I just found it!!!!!

“Do you have any rabbit stew?” asked the fox.
“We might or we might not” replied the annoying dwarf.

First you need to find the Xmas spirit to deserve the stew, or we could just get really drunk and discuss eWorld politics by the fire.

The fox was immediately thinking about the never ending possibilities to import the vodka to Alaska and other places and how he could strike a deal with the dwarfs.

After getting a taste of the arctic drink he felt warm and refreshed. He asked the dwarfs if they ever thought about doing business with this liquid gold. Suddenly he saw a twinkle in the eyes of the dwarfs and knew he had them.

To be continued..?

My best moment in eRep has been meeting interesting people from all around eWorld. Even been in one RL meet with my current MU comrades.

My most annoying memory of eRep is the never ending greed of some out here and lack of any social skills what so ever.

I wish all of you a warm Xmas !

Regards
Nutty fox