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Day 983, 07:24 • Published in USA USA • by Ian John Locke IV

10:02.45 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ Hey xDavidx
10:02.47 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ Long time no see
10:03.03 __+xDavidx:__ hey
10:03.04 __+NicholasDonovan:__ hey not cool, russians are getting tiles
10:03.08 __+NicholasDonovan:__ oh sup guys
10:03.12 __+xDavidx:__ lol you actually got me when i was not sleeping
10:03.20 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ holy f*ck it's a miracle
10:03.33 __+xDavidx:__ lol
10:03.41 __+NicholasDonovan:__ you know that term makes no sense: holy f*ck
10:03.54 __+NicholasDonovan:__ cause of the whole virgin thing
10:03.56 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ no it makes perfect sense
10:04.16 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ The catholics believe it is when two virgins marry... then f*ck and conceive baby jesus
10:04.18 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ durp
10:04.43 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ you know, for the second cumming
10:04.56 __@rlee16807:__ I thought baby jesus was a result of artificial insemination
10:05.12 __+xDavidx:__ lol to all of you
10:05.15 __+NicholasDonovan:__ holy sodomy?
10:05.21 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ No.
10:05.26 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ Only Robin says that to Batman
10:05.55 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ "Holy Sodomy Batman! That guy is shoving a broomstick up that girl's ass!"
10:06.19 __+NicholasDonovan:__ so god did it with a broom stick and batman was there?
10:06.36 __+NicholasDonovan:__ and robin?
10:07.00 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ well the details are hazy
10:07.10 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ batman and robin were both found unconscious
10:07.16 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ one missing a rib the other his left kidney
10:07.24 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ f*cking hobos
10:08.06 __+NicholasDonovan:__ so that is how batgirl came around, batmans rib?
10:08.42 __@rlee16807:__ derp?
10:09.52 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ No NicholasDonovan the police later found Alfred impaled upon it
10:10.33 __+NicholasDonovan:__ i thought that the police in Gotham were corrupt
10:10.39 __+NicholasDonovan:__ can we believe the report?
10:10.44 __+xDavidx:__ what the hell
10:10.50 __+NicholasDonovan:__ and wouldn't that make it bruce wayne's rib?
10:10.51 __@rlee16807:__ HERPPPP
10:12.04 __@rlee16807:__ derpidty derp
10:12.11 __+IanJohnLockeIV:__ No NicholasDonovan, the Commissioner (Gordon) handled the investigation personally
10:14.25 __+NicholasDonovan:__ did anyone ever connect an impaled butler with batman missing a rib?