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Hello again ePhilippines, apologies for not being able to release articles in a daily manner, but like I said, I would like to make ePhilippines more fun and entertaining. However, to do that, I would need your cooperation by saying hello at our IRC and visiting our forum and share your ideas. Anyway, without further ado I present you entertainment. Have fun.

WE NEED BABYBOOM!!! LOLS ;p

At the moment I wrote this, ePhilippines had a total number of 501 active citizens assuming these numbers are true.


What I know is that most of the active eFilipinos out there are mostly men clad in soldier uniforms who are also world war veterans (basing on ebirth that is and also note that I am only speculating since I do not have factual information and sources).


And it seems that most of our baby boom projects failed until now. So what’s the reason?


Now, recall your biology lessons however you hate them. In fact you should recall the most interesting topic called reproduction. There’s no need to be concerned this is just a lesson in biology. (me looks cautious of admins 0_0)


So, after pointing out that most of our current population are males and are too old for reproduction, although they can try to, one can deduce that our population lacks females, hot and tough ones and able to wield guns, who are needed for sexual reproduction to occur…


However, there are still other ways to reproduce. Now, think only of asexual reproduction. This is the easiest and most assuring way to make a baby boom in ePhilippines that we can even beat eSerbia or any other country we wish to beat. By asexual reproduction we make clones and conquer the eworld.


But, this is also the easiest and most assuring way to get banned SO DON'T EVEN TRY IT XD
I repeat. DON'T EVEN TRY IT. In case anyone is stupid enough to try it, I will not take responsibility since I warned them. Basically, this article was intended for fun and entertainment only, so do it at your own risk lol XD

In conclusion, ePhilippines must work harder to obtain her goals in the long run. It will be perseverance, patience and hope that will make our nation stronger and more resilient. So everyone let’s make ePhilippines more fun and entertaining.


What are you waiting for let’s get those babies boom!


John Jurassic
Director of Entertainment
Editor of Bikol x-Press