[FIST] CTHULHU for PotUS

Day 4,367, 13:22 Published in USA USA by Cthulhu..

[FIST] CTHULHU for PotUS



Hello.

Greetings my fellow eMericans. It's that time of the month again, and I'd like to ask for your vote for PotUS. I promise you one thing: we will have fun. I cannot tell you exactly what the future holds for all of us, but I can make it a little more interesting.

For those of you who do not know me from a (glory) hole in the wall, here is a brief summary of my political activity in the eUSA:


Federalist Party PP x10, every position multiple times
USWP PP x2, and every position multiple times
Secretary of State x2
Country President x2
Secretary of Defense x2
SEES VP for four months.
Secretary of Defense, deputy
Eastern Europe Director, US State Dept
Secretary of State, deputy
Special Forces, XO
Embassador to Turkey
Embassador to Hungary
Embassador to Ireland
Major in the eUS Cavalry
USTC Honors Graduate
Congressman (x53)
Director of Arm America


When you choose your candidate, think about what is best for eMerica. We can do this.



My name is CTHULHU and I would like to be your President.

#ALLLIVESMATTER



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