[Feds] Well, would you looky here. No, seriously. Look. [Feds]

Day 5,255, 08:04 • Published in USA USA • by KingTaco


Howdy folks. Its your everyday sentient taco here speaking to you with my lettuce mouth. Don't think too hard into it, you might hurt yourself. Or me.

It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm sure every single person here knows me and if you don't you're lying to yourself because I JUST introduced myself mear seconds ago. I'd like to run/be your Party President. I've been in the feds for YEARS and I ran as party president 2 or 3 times so I am basically already a pro. I ran the Department of the Interior for about a year, assisted with the DOD, and programmed many helpful tools to make this place run just a little better and I didn't ruin the Feds too much, only a little but I blame Paul for this. Sentient tacos don't make mistakes -- it's been proven to be a fact. I've even got a dope logo:

Neat, huh?

Now go out there, be proud/horny and vote like you've never voted before. Because I bet you don't, let's be honest with ourselves. I love you, and as before as your party president I promise the following:

*Free Goats blood (upon request)
*Free hug (limit 1 per person per day)
*AT LEAST q1 food item per month
*Ask how your day is, because I care
*Mandatory game night (government-sanctioned)
*The number 7


Your beautifully crafted taco,
KingTaco