[Feds] Balls Out for Fingerguns!

Day 3,217, 21:05 • Published in USA USA • by Jenoah Drako


Now we all know eAmerica’s sweetheart from her presidency, amazing articles, and of course her amazing leadership of the Federalist Party. I’m willing to bet that in the history of the Federalist Party she has been the best party president. Now let me tell you my experience.



What she has done for me already, is amazing. When I first signed up I was super ambitious, still am, I wanted to write, I wanted to be in congress, I wanted to be involved. So that's what she did, she helped me get into writing these articles that you hopefully enjoy. But it doesn’t stop, she’s pushing me to make a better game for me and for other players with these, she made these sweet logos and linebreaks for this paper and it’s sex appeal, you can’t tell me my paper doesn’t look fresh.

But even better than all these things she’s already done, she’s also patient. I’m gonna be straight with you, I have no idea how to use the forums, and the way it's setup right now it’s a mess, outdated and confusing for the new player. This lady ENJOYED setting up a, very long mind you, help menu for new players.

I ended up taking a forum job to try and contribute to the reorganizing of it, mind you I have no idea how to even use the forum, so when CrimsonNinja gave me the instructions I had 5 tabs open researching what he’s even saying. I took a few days of not knowing what to do before I called it quits, I expected a “Why’d you even take the job then?” but what I got was unexpected and made me feel a bit better about the fact that I gave up, fingerguns says,

“We got excited about new talent, but we gave you something you can’t yet handle.”

Can’t yet handle, which means I’ll be taught, and at some point I’ll be able to make new topics and discuss in the forums. That’s the patient atmosphere she has spread to the rest of the Federalist Party, and that’s why, in my opinion, we are the #1 party in eAmerica. We have the patience to deal with the new player’s faults and to educate them on what they need to know. Even though the basic gist of the Feds is stay Proud/Horny.



These are just things she has done for me in just this little bit of time I have been on, so certainly she has done things for you too. That being said, let's give our affection to her in the comments by telling what fingerguns has done for you.

Feds! Don't forget to vote for her in primaries HERE!