[Federalist] Congressional Roster:

Day 6,000, 19:45 • Published in USA USA • by Roger the Shrubber


The Prime Directive has issued an edict. Here's the Federalist Congressional Roster:

Patanok
Military Rank: Legendary
Air Rank: Air Commodore*

I don't think he needs an introduction, but I felt obligated. Pat has been president and a member of congress. There's no doubt in his acuity.

Bob Boudahili
Military rank: Titan*
Air Rank: Wing Commander****

Bob is the acting Speaker of the House.
It's not broke. So, we won't try and fit it.

Andy Dufrense
Military Rank: Legendary
Air Rank: Chief Master Sergeant***

Andy is our most senior member of congress and he hasn't gotten us in trouble yet.

Yui MHCP001
Military rank: Titan*
Air Rank: Wing Commander*

Yui is maintaining the Gimp program and needs access to the Congressional Feed.

Melissa Rose
Military Rank: Titan*
Air Rank: Group Captain

Mel works for the congressional budget office. She's overpowered.

Roger the Shrubber
Military Rank: Supreme Marshal
Air Rank: Aviator*

We have congress members that are legendary and have PHDs and hold real-life political offices.
Roger can't offer any of that, but he works and he's reliable.

Malpazar
Military Rank: Titan
Air Rank: Chief Master Sergeant**

Malpazar knows their way around. He served multiple terms, under multiple parties and in multiple countries.

Wuky69
Military Rank: Titan
Air Rank: Group Captain*

Wuky is an experienced congress member and military titan.

J D jack Serenade
Military Rank: Titan***
Air Rank: Group Captain ****
Jack needs no introduction, but I felt obligated. He's been around for a decade and frequently comments on the media.

Robin Quill
Military Rank: General**
Air Rank: Flight Lieutenant

Robin is new, but active and eager.

Fed Federali
Military Rank: Supreme Marshal
Air Rank: Senior Airman*****

Federali served his first term last month and didn't burn the place to the ground.

DataScientist_
Military Rank: Legendary
Air Rank: Air Commodore
Data has been showing a lot of potential. I'm expecting big things.

Derphoof
Military Rank: God of War*
Air Rank: Squadron Leader****

Derp is always ready to serve.

Paul Proteus
Military Rank: God of War
Air Rank: Aviator*

Paul is unmatched, in his dependability and credibility.




That's all I know.
Stay horny.