[FED] Rally Around Our Kittehs!

Day 1,990, 19:28 • Published in USA USA • by Joe Lansing

In the name of fun, eAmericans everywhere have been disavowing srs bsns, calling for the end of "kingmaking," and generally lightening up a bit. There have been calls for a new lightheartedness that are being heard! Here in the Federalist Party, I believe it's especially critical that we take advantage of one of our most fun and abundant resources: cats, the eternal uppers of the Internet.



We've been blessed with some monumental felines among our ranks



Who could resist the allure of such a revered eAmerican figure as Frosty himself? Former president, current Fed worker, and touched by the Almighty Dio, what's not to love?

How could any tomcat stay away from the feminine wisdom of the Fed mother, Tiacha? Her impressive list of roles in both the party and nation has only gotten better with age.



It's about time we see the simple math of our situation:



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Proud and horny as always,
Joe Lansing