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[Fed.] I Can Has Tanks? U Sure?

Day 1,831, 02:00 Published in USA USA by Duncan Crowe

The Federalist Party, always on the forefront of both government and community, have never been quite happy with their awesomeness. They have always wanted to be, in any case, more awesome. The most awesome.

As a result of this need to be awesome, the Fed. Party has decided to offer each and every citizen of this nation with 400 health, and if they choose, 3 q7 tanks.

No conditions, no terms, no nothing. Just food, and tanks.

While we originally only offered these supplies to our members, it has long come time to offer it to each and every citizen of this great nation. Except, of course, the AFA. They can find there own tanks...

Now, as I'm sure you're wondering, how do you get the tanks? Magical unicorns? Flying sharks? Teleportation?

The answer is quite boring, actually. All you have to do is fill out a simple form, and then just wait for your tanks.

This form -> (Insert Super Awesome Form Link Here)

DARN. Who forgot to put the form in there? Jefferson....

Here it is. ->

Pretty easy, amirite?

Yes 🙂.

While the tanks have no conditions attached, the Feds. would love to see your support and membership in the future. We are truly an awesome party, full of vibrant members and a diverse community of all nationalities.

We encourage you to get involved.

...Did I mention members get MOAR tanks and MOAR Health?

800 Health, 5 q7 vs. 400 Health, 3 q7.

What would you do?

Yeah, I'd join the Feds too. More stuff = better.

Fed. Party Page -
Fed. IRC -

That pretty much concludes this Fed. article.

Thanks for reading!

Please vote, comment, and subscribe if you enjoyed!

Remember, vote FED tomorrow for Congress!

Until next time...on behalf of the Feds,

Best Regards,



Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 1,831, 02:01

I love the Feds.

inb4 Ronald Gipper Reagan spam.

bigcdizzle Day 1,831, 02:17

I love the Feds as well. I also love Duncan Crowe, our tireless Treasury director and congressman,

Voted hard, Proud/Horny

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,831, 02:23

cool.. I will just have people apply for it then come back 😉

Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 1,831, 02:56

Thanks BigC, means a lot coming from you.

RGR, you're welcome to try. I'd try and keep all your multis together tho, wouldn't want any of them getting lost....

DMV3 Day 1,831, 04:10

THis makes me so damn proud, and so damn horny.

Iliya The Great
Iliya The Great Day 1,831, 04:21

Dennis.. you're always horny. xD

DMV3 Day 1,831, 04:53

Colin, you would know. 😛

Jefferson Locke
Jefferson Locke Day 1,831, 05:25

Sorry I forgot the link there Dunks, I was trying to make a list of the different ways you and myself are more awesome than RGR. I got to 1478 and fell asleep 🙁


Shermain Day 1,831, 06:20

@RGR, keep it positive.

@DC, I would ask that you not single out our party please. I am glad that you all are helping citizens. Maybe you can support lowering the taxes from 25% down to 18%.

Feds glad you all are national with your program.

Gunnar Posey
Gunnar Posey Day 1,831, 07:12


HannyaTR Day 1,831, 07:21

nice job.

DMV3 Day 1,831, 07:26

@ Shermain Tanks are being donated to the Program with the agreement that they are not given to AFA members. If you have an issue with the AFA being excluded your issue is with me and not the Feds.

Shermain Day 1,831, 07:40

@Dennis, I have stated what I have to say. I wish the Feds well. I do not think any one in our party is bothered by you "excluding" us I am sure.

DokJon Day 1,831, 08:44

Cool Program

Vijalob Day 1,831, 09:23

received. tank you very much.

MS1955 Day 1,831, 09:24

good good good...I love u USA

Tiacha Day 1,831, 09:48


Syz2 Day 1,831, 10:34

Sweet! Rock on Feds!

Jetsmets Day 1,831, 11:46

Shermain, I don't know if you noticed but our treasury is almost empty. We used to be able to spend $400,000 every day, but now we only have $124,120 (at time of this post). We need more money to support our military and sign MPPs with other countries. By lowering taxes you would doom America.

KOSOVA Xhemshit Smajli
KOSOVA Xhemshit Smajli Day 1,831, 12:19


Thanks Duncan.

BritSeelowe Day 1,831, 14:33


creitzell Day 1,831, 15:25

Thank you. I passed mine to a FT officer.

Shermain Day 1,831, 15:52

@Jestsmets, this was the arguments used back in 2010 when they were raking in the money from us at 23 percent.

Almirante Cjhurruca
Almirante Cjhurruca Day 1,831, 17:10

V! Cool initiative!

Jason  Welsh
Jason Welsh Day 1,831, 17:57

6th party member who intends to vote Fed for congress elections, Rock on Feds!

Stan Brown
Stan Brown Day 1,831, 21:11

Free food and tanks are always good.

Marius22 Day 1,832, 02:06 send staff.

One Sky
One Sky Day 1,832, 03:48


kaplarMomciloGavric Day 1,832, 05:01

>Civil War<


North - South

FREEDOM 4 America

AFA my opinion...

NueveOcho Day 1,832, 05:40

AMP are anti eastern european nazis 🙁
I fell sorry for the discrimination that my fellow european players have to suffer from the AMP members

kavinaugh Day 1,832, 05:43

actually, this is more like the war of 1812: we already kicked out the serbs, but they want to re-invade. and wouldn''t you know that, you superpatriotic afa guy, with your no damage for america since day 1619 and a 640,000 damage stint for serbia a month ago? you must be one of those endangered serbian afa members that ajay always talks about in his troll comments whenever somebody mentions the afa's demographics;)

NueveOcho Day 1,832, 06:50

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tatarxis Day 1,832, 10:17

v+s \o/\o/\o/

loftedraptor Day 1,832, 11:05

"No conditions, no terms, no nothing. Just food, and tanks.---

Except, of course, the AFA. They can find there own tanks..."

LOL! Same Old Elitist BS! Glad I'm AFA and AED !

Support the AFA and RGR! Pay the Elitists back for 3+ years of Oppression, Domestic PTOs, Dirty Tricks, and Bad Stewardship of America. New Players, Do not be fooled by their slander of players who disagree with them.

Vote for an all AFA Congress!

Join the AFA, we have Cookies and lots of Pizza! 🙂

RupTot Day 1,832, 12:09


fingerguns Day 1,832, 13:05


Great work dunks!

synariojames Day 1,832, 13:37

So I've heard your newspaper has to have kitten pictures to get subs? Can I get a confirmation on this?

Iamnameless Day 1,832, 14:18

Thanks for the tanks DC/DMV \o/

West SideR
West SideR Day 1,832, 22:07

sweet thanks

Bruce Killah
Bruce Killah Day 1,832, 22:34

AMP totally shouldve copy-righted this idea 😛

Bruce Killah
Bruce Killah Day 1,832, 22:41


@PTOers: Get a life, whining about not getting loyal eUSA citizen's tanks wont help ya none

Huniso156 Day 1,950, 06:38

Voted and Subscribed.

gigglebelly Day 1,969, 02:12

keep it up good people!!

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