[FED] FED PARTY NEWSLETTER (DAY 3527) - TIME TO ROCK & ROLL

Day 3,527, 03:12 Published in USA Netherlands by Feynmann





Hi guys,

Today I have got a bagful of Horny news for you, so without further ado its time to rock and maybe even roll ...

Some music:

For the ones who love it hardcore

For the gentle lovers




THE NEW FED OFFICE

Of course I'm very excited and I can't help myself to start with anything else, but the recent PP elections.

Yours truly Proud&Horny Feynmann was this month's Fed pick for a Party President. It came as a real surprise to me (no sarcasm) that I got elected to be the helmsman of the most awesome party in the whole eWorld.

I hope I won't disappoint anyone who gave his/her vote for me. I also hope I would be able to provide you with the horniest possible experience this term. Keep reading to see and why not enroll into some of the cool stuff I've prepared for you.

I know I have already shared my cabinet picks in my campaign article, but since it is all official now I wanted to share that one again.

Vice President - WhydoIbotherToo
Political Director - Orikfricai
Political Adviser - Hale Kane
Director of Fun - Ace Viper
Recruitment Director - Jd Jack Serenade
Slap Director - Melissa Rose


Feel free to PM me or any of these awesome people if you have questions concerning the Fed party.





CONGRESSIONAL ELECTIONS


The congressional elections are knocking on our door.

If you are a Proud&Horny Fed and you think you've got it in you to represent the best party the eWorld has ever seen, then wait no more. Sign up for Congress by filling the official Fed congress form (click the pic below).




Also do not forget to sign up in-game too: MY PARTY -> CONGRESS SECTION -> RUN FOR CONGRESS button.

IMPORTANT:

This term I decided to get the sugary content of congress a tiny bit higher. I know we Feds are usually quite active in congress, but I think we can do a lot better. So I offer you that:

At the end of the upcoming congress term each Fed congressman will receive a 1000 cc bonus IF (s)he has posted a comment/opinion on every congress discussion/proposal/vote that is to be opened on the upcoming term. ANY COMMENT, but since you would represent the coolest party in the eWorld, try to be objective and mind you, try not to curse as much as you'd probably want to (wink wink)). If you are able to do that you will receive your bonus cc the day before the next congressional elections - August 24th.

So BE ACTIVE!!! Sign up for congress, start posting and take your free bonus cash!






THE FED MEDIA AWARDS



Lets start with the first program I want to implement (or more like revive) this term. It is not my idea - it obviously was a big thing for the Feds back in the game's prime days. But I decided to rework it a little bit and bring it back to life.

So here it goes:

- What is the Fed Media Awards?

It is a media contest for every Fed, who finds writing enjoyable.


- How does it work?

The contest starts today July 17th and ends up on August 6th, 24:00 eRep time. I hope that throughout this period a lot of the Feds out there will be publishing articles like crazy. Because on August 7th I would open a FED MEDIA AWARDS NOMINATIONS thread on the Fed forum, asking every Fed to nominate his/her article or a fellow Fed's article, that was published in the above mentioned period.

Every single Fed can make only 1 nomination. A valid nomination should be made on the FED MEDIA AWARDS NOMINATIONS thread on the Fed Forum and should look something like:

Nominated author's in-game nickname
Nominated article's title
Link to the article


A single nomination (from you or your fellow Fed player) is enough to put you on the Fed media awards voting poll. Even if a single author has more than 1 article published in that period (s)he can only be nominated for only 1 of his/her articles. The nomination process will end up on August 10th at 24:00 eRep time.

The voting poll will have every legitimate nomination included as an option. The voting process will be closed at 24:00 eRep August 13th. The winners will be announced and will receive their prizes on August 14th.


What kind of articles are allowed?

Any topic you enjoy writing about - politics, military, economy etc., etc. Funny/troll articles are also allowed of course. Just use your imagination.

You might call me a rear area supermassive black hole, but I would not allow articles that look like "pls help me with the 25 comment mission....bye" to be included - just make some effort guys.

Also my own articles won't be allowed in the contest, so if anyone would like to nominate me, for some reason (wink wink), I would advise him/her not to do that.


What are the prizes?

Well, of course, that is probably the question you are all asking silently.
The Fed media awards prizes are as follows:

1st place - 15 000 cc
2nd place - 5 000 cc
3rd place - 1 000 cc


Also I would make sure we create some sort of "HALL OF FAME" section on the Fed forum, where one would be able to find the winners of this terms' Media Awards with their articles and hopefully, if the program proves to be successful, all the subsequent winners.

Since I personally enjoy the media so much I might dig deep into my pockets and give some additional rewards for the exceptionally good articles.



IMPORTANT:

There have to be at least 6 unique nominations in order for these prizes to be given. If there are less than 6 unique nominations every nominee will receive a 500 cc prize award.


So fetch your quill, start writing and ask your Fed buddies to join in the race too!!!





FED FUN ZONE



I want to inform you guys that the Fed Fun Zone will continue with everyone's favorite Fed giveaways/raffles/lottos.

The first one should start very soon, so keep an eye for our Director of Fun Ace Viper's article. It will once again be for every citizen of the eWorld, not only the Feds, so don't miss on your free cash opportunity.





NO FED LEFT BEHIND


Yes, currently THE BEST Fed program is still operational and will keep providing any Fed in need with supplies.

I want to remind you that there are no limits of level, strength, rank or something else for you to be able to receive your NFLB daily supply.


The only 2 requirements:

- Be a Proud & Horny Fed

- Fill the form (click the pic below) every day you are in need of a supply





ANY Fed can be a part of the NFLB. So join the ones that have already tasted the Fed goods and apply for your daily Fed supply, that includes not only food, but also tanks or air weapons, depending on your prefered battleground.

YES, it is as simple as that.


If you have any questions regarding the program, do not hesitate to PM me or Hale Kane with your question or join the Fed Forum and ask around.






That's for today guys


Weeeel one last thing.

The first one to comment the right answer will get 2k energy worth of foo😛


Which one of these is the farthest away from us?

1. the sun

2. the moon

3. a cloud


Go go go


Till the next time you hear from me, try to be as PROUD & HORNY as you can



AND REMEMBER GUYS - ALWAYS BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER!!!


CHEERS!!!