[Fed] Fed Awards Vol. 5
Malarkey83
Hello America!
Welcome to the Fed Awards Show Vol. 5!
As I mentioned on the forum, this will be my last Fed Awards Show. The award program was created with the objective to highlight those who deserve some time in the spotlight and to have some fun. It's been truly an honor hosting them and giving you all something to look forward to monthly. I've witnessed some of you hope/pray/offer bribes to win these amazing awards and it makes the time and energy I spend all worthwhile. So, from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate you all.
Each month we reward people in various categories based upon your voting. Here are the categories:
FED of Gol
😛The citizen that has done awesome work for the party.
Baby FED of Gol
😛The newest FED member that has done awesome work for the party.
Most P/H Fe
😛Who's lives and breathes this party more than anyone else?
Best post on Forum: Who's got the best?
Best Forum Avatar and Signature: The most P/H combination of pixels you've ever seen.
Craziest Fe
😛Self-explanatory
Nicest Fe
😛Who is the friendliest Fed you've ever talked to?
Most Fun Fed to talk to: Who just makes things fun and interesting?
Fed you would most like to get stuck in an elevator with: Who would you want to get stuck with for 4 hours and keep you entertained?
Lulz of the Month: The person that has made more laughs for the American people.
Journalist of the Moment: Every day we see a lot of new articles and new writers but who is the one that we all love? That is the one who deserve that prize.
Ajay Bruno Awar
😛The one who is negatively seen by most of community, the most controversial citizen of the month.
So without further ado, we bring you today’s host, Malarkey83.
Look how excited I am for the Fed Awards!
Now before we get started...I'd like to give out an honorary award to a very special Fed.
Mourning Star for the "Oldfag Fed that likes to post his accolades on the forum, get drunk and rant about old times on IRC" award.
Unfortunately, Mourning Star was unable to attend so he sent us this painting he had commissioned for this momentous occasion
Also, we have a special announcement from our PP, Tyler Buublar:
"Malarkey and Paul Proteus have been awarded the lifetime Fed Award in recognition of years of dedicated excellent service to the party. The Federalist Party will always hold them in the highest esteem."
On behalf of Paul and I, thank you Feds!
Fed of Gold
Winner Tyler Buublar
Notable Nominees: Paul Proteus and MelissaRose
Baby Fed of Gold
Winner Deonthe3rd
Notable Nominees: Blondeninja and Erik_Erebert
Most P/H Fed
Winner Jefferson Locke
Notable Nominees: AlexJ1890 and MelissaRose
Best post on the Forum
Winner Saraht0ga
Notable Nominees: Jefferson Locke and Blondeninja
Best Forum Avatar and Signature
Winner Talio Extremist
Notable Nominees: Texas_ironman93, Mikeypenny and Enterawesome
Craziest Fed
Winner Squantoo
Notable Nominees: Texas_ironman93 Enterawesome
Nicest Fed
Winner Malarkey83
Notable Nominees: Saraht0ga, Enterawesome and MelissaRose
Most Fun Fed to talk to
Winner EnterAwesome
Notable Nominees: MelissaRose, Josh Frost, Enterawesome and Mourning Star
Fed you would most like to get stuck in an elevator with
Winner Melissa Rose
Notable Nominees: Saraht0ga, Enterawesome, Fingerguns and JFrost
Lulz of the Month
Winner Derphoof
Notable Nominees: Tyler Buublar and Paul Proteus
Journalist of the Moment
Winner Bigcdizzle
Notable Nominees: Jefferson Locke and NewAzazel
And last, but certainly not least…(except in maybe the eyes of our voters)
Ajay Bruno Award
Winner Oblige and Valiant Thor
Notable Nominee: RGR
Comments
Winner holy crap.
How many times has Squantoo won craziest fed?
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I CANNOT BE BEATEN.
3-4 times he's close to a lifetime achievement.
Woo! streak still alive!
I FINALLY WON SOMETHING!!!!
P/H
Most P/H........Like a boss.
Anybody notice how 3 of the 4 nominees for "get stuck in an elevator" was female? we take the "horny" part too seriously sometimes 😛
I agree with all these, Tyler is the man. We've got a darn good PP with him Feds.
I love me some Feds
Excellent work! Congratulations to the winners! 😃
I hope to win something in a next edition 😉
You know you suck when you can't even win the award named after you. But congratulations to Oblige and Valiant Thor on beating him!
what? no virginal lady killer award?
I'm appalled!
APPALLED I TELL YOU!!
I AM THE LULZ GOD BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS
Squantoo still crazyy ! 😃
awesome award show feels sorry i was unable to attend it 🙁 but still it is writen in an article that good news and congratulations you all
nice to be a P/H fed
"Welp folks, I promised myself I wouldn't cry should I win one of these, but um...... *tears up* you guys are just all so damn pretty I reckon' I just might! You guys are the best. Stay P/H mothafuckas!!! o7
Deon III
P.S. The Chocolate Teddy Bear Fed Award is mine next muahahahahahahaha
VOTE AND SHOUT
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I'll never win anything 🙁
#2 Ajay Award \o/
congrats 😃
How did... where... I don't...
Where are the nominations from this? How did I win best post on the forum? I don't think I've been ON the forum in like a month. WAS I DRUNK POSTING?!
hehe Probably 😛