[FAN] eUSA/eSpain military coordination has a history
Tarasiy
The following dialogue between Americans and Spanish is REAL according to those who leaked the record by
the channel 106 (Finisterra / Galicia) Marine Communications..
Spanish:
Here is A-835 to avoid impact, please change your course 15 degrees north. You are currently located 25
nautical miles away and heading right to us.
Americans:
You change your course 15 degrees south.
Spanish:
Negative! Again, change course 15 degrees, 15 degrees north.
Americans:
You are speaking with the captain of the U.S Montana, immediately change your course 15 degrees south.
Spanish:
Your suggestion is neither logical and feasible.
If you do not want to crash on us, change your course 15 degrees north.
Americans:
(With raised voice) This is captain Richard James Howard USS board Montana, the second largest aircraft carrier
fleet in the U.S...
We have with us two destroyers, four fighter aircraft and four submarines. In addition we are supported by cruisers.
I make the suggestions, and not taking orders or suggestions by you!!!!!
Change course 15 degrees south, otherwise we will take all necessary steps for the safety of our fleet.
Immediately change YOUR course!!!!!!
Spanish:
This is Juan Manuel Salas Alcantara, here are two people.
We have a dog with us, our evening meal, two bottles of beer and a canary.
The canary is sleeping at this moment.
In addition to our support we have the radio station Cadena Dial de La Coruna.
We speak from the lighthouse with number A-835 of the Spanish coast Finisterra Galicia and notify you that we
DO NOT intend to move!
We have no idea if we are the largest or the smallest lighthouse on the Spanish coast. You can take all the Fu**i*g
actions necessary for the safety of your crew and your Fu**i*g boat, where i repeat you that goes ahead to our
rocky shores....
But still we insist and tell you to change your course 15 degrees north.
Americans:
OK, understood, thank you ......
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Класно, вотнув
Пароход упёрся в берег,
Капитан кричит: "Вперёд!"
Как такому распи*дяю
Доверяют пароход?
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lool
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Nice Share 😃
Звісно, задорнівський баян але було приємно прочитати оригінал. Вотед )
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too lol
mwahahahaha so funny
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Aw dude, whoever did this ruined the joke. It was originally a Canadian lighthouse: http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
And instead of the stupid paragraph response this version gave, all you need it, "This is a Lighthouse. Your call." Much better version of the joke, imo.
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Ah, this actually happened. It was on the Spanish news for some time.
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Жир. Ще на "Канських Левах" реклама така була.
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LOL.. The USS Montana was NOT an Aircraft Carrier. It was a Tennessee class Cruiser
in World war one. Plans for a Battleship also bore the name Montana.
If you spaniards are going to butcher humor at least get the details right. Also do your research as this is several years old and never happened in reality. The original version involves a canadian lighthouse and a much better set of circumstances.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQqyeWBZrLQ
He's not a Spaniard, he's Pukerainian. You're right about the old joke being aboot Canada though.
Yes, ukrainian indeed. But you know JyM22, Relorian seems to be an expert himself in getting the details right.
Let us just enjoy his butt hurt.
Lol voted.
Lulz, Already heard that one but it's still funny.