♥ Exclusive Interview with Patton ♥

Day 713, 19:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Irish Princess

Pretty Persons of eIreland-

At long last, the Pink Post has finalized an exclusive interview with the current ePresident, patton, using questions that you all have submitted (along with questions from the Irish Princess, of course).

I sat down with patton (a handsome guy, you know) and the following dialogue ensue😛

Irish Princess (♥): Hello, Mr. President, thank you so much for allowing me to interview you. I know you must be busy
Patton (P): Never too busy for you, Princess

♥: Oh, patton. Very well. Let's begin with the most important questions first, shall we?
P: Let's get started.
♥: Firstly, how do you feel about the ♥Irish Princess♥ showing her RL picture?
P: It is certainly a very flattering picture
♥: I have been accused of being "always seductive" and "purdy." Would you agree with these statements?
P: From my real life experience, I would have to agree.
♥: Oh, Mr. President. Now on to the less important, but still relevant questions. There are a lot of rumors going around about you. Let's address those.
P: Ok. Go.
♥: Do you eat babies?
P: Only when I'm reveling in the literature of the great Irish writer, J. Swift. I think babies are great.
♥: Would you consider eating a baby if it was grape flavored?
P: Maybe if it was club orange flavored 🙂
♥: There has been some talk about a future pants/no pants protocol in congress. What are your feelings on pants?
P: Why wear them?
♥: Are you wearing pants right now?
P: Yes. I'm not sure my roommate would appreciate me not wearing them right now.
♥: If re-elected, would you be willing to enforce the pants-wearing protocol for congress members?
P: I have never have enforced any pants protocol. I let people wear whatever pants (or lack there of) they feel like. For example, Gordongekko comes to many of our cabinet meetings without pants on. Yes, this makes some people feel uncomfortable, but I would never make GG change himself to make other people comfortable. It would be just plain wrong.
♥: You're such considerate person, Mr. President.
P: I do what I can.
♥: Another rumor, which I as the ♥ Irish Princess ♥ can certainly vouch for is that you only wear pink underpants. Is this true?
P: ...No comment.
♥: 🙂 Now I have to ask more serious questions than those concerning your rumors. But don't worry, these aren't as important as those about ♥ Irish Princess ♥ you've answered already
P: Thank goodness.
♥: 🙂 What would your focus be for your next term as ePresident and why?
P: I'm going to keep eIreland on the course my administration has set for the last 2 months. Ireland finally has the stability and activity in government that it has so desperately needed and I want to ensure it continues.
♥: How would you describe the strength of the IUP?
P: The IUP is the biggest party in Ireland and is still very vital to Ireland's future.
♥: What makes you the best man for the job (again)?
P: I have proved I can do the job. I'm the no-risk candidate 🙂
♥: Thank you so much for the interview, patton.
P: Always a pleasure, Your Highness 🙂

VOTE FOR PATTON!
Three in a row 🙂
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