[eUK] Pirate Cat Policy!
Day 3,919, 11:56
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Hello eUK,
Unlike other Parties, we don't require a 'Party conference' in order to come to agreement on what we stand for. We don't set aside special time to discuss and virtue signal at each other, you don't get time for such pompous crap when the seas start getting a bit choppy and the memes start flowing...
All we need is a single policy.
One that is simple.
One that is easy to understand.
And one that is even easier to enact:
One that is simple.
One that is easy to understand.
And one that is even easier to enact:
ENJOY YOURSELF
Life on the highs seas can be tough, not every landlubber can handle it. But for those who can, standing on the deck, staring out across that ocean, not knowing what tomorrow will bring, sure beats sitting on the beach, wondering what lies out beyond the horizon!
Ain't as expensive as you think, either...
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Do you find yourself asking, 'Is there eLife out there?
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It's where all the cool kids hang out
Is your party feed giving you the impression of a dead party of a dead eNation?
Do you find yourself asking, 'Is there eLife out there?
Join
It's where all the cool kids hang out
ever notice the banner ain't centred properly?
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Surprising lack of flesh from a Waynekerr production?
quality journalism m8
I stand for the Freeing of Nelson Mandela!
Mandela died in prison some time in the late '80s tho. You appear to be suffering from the Mandela Effect, which is the false impression or memory that a) Mandela is still alive and imprisoned; or b) he was freed and become the first president of post-apartheid South Africa. Both of which are ofcourse false.
I'm sure I've seen this reply elsewhere...
Now you've mentioned it, yeah, that banner is gonna bug me...
Only noticed it writing this... can no longer unsee it.
what've buccaneering felines ever done fer us
The aqueduct.
Блять
Moon runes mean nothing to be, so I'm gonna assume that's an insult...
joke 😛
your the joke...
Whatever.......
What did you just say about my mother?
What?
It is not cool to insult someone's mother :/
Why would he do this to me, PN? She's never done him any harm...
Glad to hear you're having so much fun in erep Wayne!
It's not just me, I think a fair few Pirates have enjoyed the past few weeks.
What reason other then, because I enjoy it, would anyone log in day after day ?
Hey Spite, go fuck yourself :3
Bro, you making it too easy for em.
I'm down to only 1 FP, have to up the score quickly.
feel like I've had 8 for months...
Voted for the cat!
voted for the vote for the cat!
magnets
Pirate Scientist are still no nearer to the elusive truth about magnets...
very concise policy. Easily achievable.
Needs more jews
Now that AMD has signed up with PCP - it seems to have lost a little of the devil may care buccaneering ethos that appealed to many....
Perhaps not quite so cool....
We are addicted to Tuna and we hear that AMD knows how to procure fish.
don't worry, AMD will be posting holocaust jokes and rape threats by the end of the week.
My mum says I’m cool
Cool? Maybe not - but you are a valuable member of eUK society - and you have contributed much to our collective experience. Your evolution into a 'Pirate Cat' was unexpected and will be an interesting thread to watch develop....
The effect I was going for
Pity he not addicted to venison!!
v + c
is this kind of proletariat dictatorship?
pirate dictatorship...
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