[ESO Times] ApronChef sticks the Cannucks with the pointy end!

Day 1,607, 02:42 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sambo112





Hello and Welcome to this week’s ESO Times. It’s been a busy week in the eUK, with Canada being involved in nearly every way. The Rebellion also started against the Chav King Jamesw, if you’re interested in joining please take a look here: http://forums.erepublik.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=79890 Long Live Queen Lily!
So we’ll get on with the show…



This week has been a rewarding week for ESO, we have more ministers than TUP and nearly 200 members

ESO has more ministers than TUP?
Angela Williams (MoLA) recently joined ESO from UKPP. So there are now more ministers in ESO than TUP. This really backs up the idea that ESO is the most active, influential and fun party in the eUK. We wish the best of luck to Angela Williams for the future.

Nearly 200 members!
The media team commends, Lily Summers, Lightning43, Apron Chef and BigAnt for their hard work in the recruitment department. The results are being seen with 199 members at the time of writing.
We will now focus on helping those new members get onto their feet and help them to become amazing citizens of the eUK. If you have any questions about the game feel free to ask any ESO member, I'm sure they will be happy to help. Just watch out for the Diakun!

PP's Monthly Summary
It is has been a progressive month, some positives, some mistakes, and some negatives.
The positives have been that we've got +38 new members since 15th March! We finally produced a CP candidate in about 3 months, and we came 3rd in the congress elections. We've made some mistakes, in terms we could of done a bit better in congress, which was due to my mistake. But overall it was a decent month, lots of areas we can improve and many things we can learn and build from. ESO have a very bright future which we can all be proud of.



The eUK has been busy on the battlefield this week and has gained many successes in the campaign against Canada

Battle Results
The eUK has had another busy week with victories in North West England, North East England, Y&H, West Midlands and Wales. The campaign against Canada will be continuing as a planned Canadian counter-attack is expected. The victories in Wales and other regions came along with great help from our allies as the MoD provided supplies throughout the fight. We as a nation would like to thank those people who came and fought by our sides. ONE has found more victories aboard with Macedonia, Serbia and Poland picking up success to their respective campaigns in Mainland Europe.

Battle Orders
The eUK plans to keep up its success against Canada and aims to keep up its efforts in RWs. Keep up to date with MoD news and get involved on IRC to find out when and where the next official RW will be so you can support it and have a shot at earning 5 gold. Of course we need to win the RW for that to happen so remember to keep fighting. The eUK will of course keep up its efforts for its allies on the battlefield, so don't expect every COTD to be in the eUK.

Canada
eCanada have had a busy week in the eUK news. First eCanada's new CP spent an estimated 320 gold on declaring war on the eUK when he could have done the same thing for free with a Natural Enemy Law. However despite this mistake the eCanadians weren’t done with high profile mistakes. Trenton Rendell, the eCanadian CP, then used UK orgs, which for some reason had be listed as Canadian by the admins, to 'mess' around with information from ONE and a UK government newspaper. Thankfully this was spotted quickly and the newspaper was moved. But the question still stands, how did Canada get hold of UK orgs and why would the CP try to 'mess' with them, an action that could still backfire on him in a very
serious way.

PP Elections
The PP elections are coming up in the eUK, as it is world wide, remember to vote for your candidate on the 15th. Here is a look at the top candidates in the rest of the 'top' 5 eUK parties.
TUP- invalidi_vozodovac1/Nebojsa
UKPP- Alfagrem and BMThatcher
ESO- Lily Summers
UKRP- Michael Crookes
PCP- Arfan-Khan



Now it’s time to hear from the members of ESO on this week’s news and events. We have been running two competitions in the ESO forums this week. The first is 'ESO Reacts too...' (not to be confused with the YouTube show 'Kids/Teens React too...' here we will try to find out what ESO thought of an important event during the week.
This week ESO reacts too...Org-Gate:
1. Well, the fact that the orgs are still under Canadian control after so many months suggests we ain't ever gonna get them back. Unless a sympathetic Canadian President comes along. I say Roz goes there and sorts them out. ROZ 2012 - Professor. Jerry Moriarty
2. What you really expected this to be sorted out after the last time it happened? - Ullok

Our second competition is for Quote of the Week here we will be searching for what ESO members thought was the funniest, wackiest or just down right weird quote of the week and the winner of the first ever quote of the week is....
‘orgys are hot' said by none other than Sanicthehedgehog

Congratulations to him and too all the people who entered both competitions please stay tuned in the ESO forums to answer next week’s questions and pick your Quote of the Week.


Well, the bit you've all been waiting for, the Games and Puzzles Section.
Today's Prize is 500GBP kindly donated by Llort. Last week’s winner was Lightning43 so congratulations to him. And the riddle is…
‘Dead on the field lay ten soldiers in white felled by three eyes black as night.’
What happened?

The first person to Private Message me the correct answer will receive the prize.
May the best riddle solver win!



Where to go next
eUK Forums
ESO Party
ESO Legion
ESO Media Channel (#eso.media)
eUK Channel (#euk)
ESO Channel (#eso)


Every Single One;
A community that is together,
A community that works together,
Marches together,
Holds together,
Stays together!


Thanks for reading you saucy sexy beast, hugs and kisses.
Love from; GTorge, Sambo112, Axeell, Lily Summers and Lightning43